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Old 01-08-2015, 10:16 AM   #131 (permalink)
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A retort:

Dear Chula,

The people that will be there are more partial to Hendrix. Should I put a cross on the roof, and play the dual role of Varg and Jimi, since the place is old, and the house (read church after I put the cross on the roof) will most likely burst into flames?

Combustibly,

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Old 01-08-2015, 10:23 AM   #132 (permalink)
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Dear Chula,

The people that will be there are more partial to Hendrix. Should I put a cross on the roof, and play the dual role of Varg and Jimi, since the place is old, and the house (read church after I put the cross on the roof) will most likely burst into flames?

Combustibly,

Guitarded.
Dear Guitarded,

I just put Varg and Jimi in a blender and what came out was a firebombed living and dining room set. It's up to you how to choose to disseminate this information.

Fired up,
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Old 01-08-2015, 10:28 AM   #133 (permalink)
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Dear Chula,

Got any general advice on how I can improve my guitar playing?

Sincerely,
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Old 01-08-2015, 10:29 AM   #134 (permalink)
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Dear Chula,

I couldn't get the term "Firebombed" out of my head on my way to Belize, and am now stuck in an airport security holding cell along with 2 other dudes with neck beards. Do I make friends, or like totally ignore them?

PS: One of them smells like a goat.

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Old 01-08-2015, 10:34 AM   #135 (permalink)
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Dear Chula,

Got any general advice on how I can improve my guitar playing?

Sincerely,
Moi
Dear Moi,

I know it sounds like a tired old cliche but it's 100% true.

You can't tuna fish but you can tune a piano.

REO,
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Dear Chula,

I couldn't get the term "Firebombed" out of my head on my way to Belize, and am now stuck in an airport security holding cell along with 2 other dudes with neck beards. Do I make friends, or like totally ignore them?

PS: One of them smells like a goat.

Incarceratedly,

NotPickingUpTheSoapJustYet.
Dear NPUTSJY,

Just keep saying this over and over again:

La hawla wala quwata illa billah.

Fire's out,
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Dear Chula,

Some dude on the internet gave me an REO Speedwagon reference as advice, but I don't know how to utilize it. Can you help?

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Some dude on the internet gave me an REO Speedwagon reference as advice, but I don't know how to utilize it. Can you help?

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Dear Aslan,

No.

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Old 01-08-2015, 11:15 AM   #138 (permalink)
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Dear Chula,

How much is too much?

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Old 01-08-2015, 11:17 AM   #139 (permalink)
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Dear Chula,

I took your advise. I have no idea what it means but I kept saying it over and over, like you said. I am now blind folded and being taken somewhere in the back of some kind of military vehicle. I know this because the engine sounds exactly like a deuce and a half like the ones we used in the Army, and I occasionally hear the squawk of some type of two-way radio. How can I inform my friends that I don't think I'll be able to make the party on Saturday?

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Old 01-08-2015, 11:21 AM   #140 (permalink)
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Dear Chula,

Some dude on the internet called me a Nazi. Should I send him to a concentration camp, or would that give people the wrong idea?

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