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Old 12-18-2014, 09:55 AM   #61 (permalink)
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Dear Castro,

ENOUGH WITH THE FLATULENCE!!

Face red from yelling,

Chula
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and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 12-18-2014, 09:58 AM   #62 (permalink)
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Dear Chula
I'm writing this in math class. Do you think that my math teacher will be pissed?

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Old 12-18-2014, 10:13 AM   #63 (permalink)
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Dear Chula,

What does it mean if a girl cries after sex?

Sincerely,

Betty Crocker
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Old 12-18-2014, 10:23 AM   #64 (permalink)
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Dear DSHFN,

Only if you get caught.

Math Challenged,

Chula



Dear Betty,

Either it was a pity f*ck or your penis is enormous.

Possible Penis Envy,

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Old 12-18-2014, 10:40 AM   #65 (permalink)
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Dear Chula
I caught my son masturbation to thomas pynchon novels.

Is this normal? Does every boy go through a postmodern phase?


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Old 12-18-2014, 11:37 AM   #66 (permalink)
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Dear DeadChannel,

Excuse yourself from math class and find your English teacher, stat.

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Old 12-18-2014, 01:51 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Chula,

Some advice you gave previously landed me in jail. How the hell do I get out?

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Old 12-18-2014, 01:59 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Dear Chula,

I wanted to go see The Interview but apparently North Koreans (all five of them) will kill me if I do. What ****ty movie should I watch instead?

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Old 12-18-2014, 03:22 PM   #69 (permalink)
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Dear El Chi,



Coops to be flown,

Chula



Dear CBG,

Annie should be right up your alley. Don't let the sh*tty reviews distract you. I swear it's right up your alley.

Snickering,

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Old 12-18-2014, 04:58 PM   #70 (permalink)
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Dear Chula
Is they're a way that I can get better at grammer? Is their a pill that I could take, cuz thatd be great.

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