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Old 12-24-2014, 11:44 PM   #111 (permalink)
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There is indeed a bag of some sort.
I believe that bag to be of the douche variety.
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Old 12-25-2014, 12:23 AM   #112 (permalink)
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I believe that bag to be of the douche variety.
A very wrinkly, hairy, sweaty douchebag perhaps.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-25-2014, 12:23 AM   #113 (permalink)
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A very wrinkly, hairy, sweaty douchebag perhaps.
You're the one with the bathroom mirror, man.
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Old 12-25-2014, 12:25 AM   #114 (permalink)
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You're the one with the bathroom mirror, man.
Doesn't that make it kind of hard for you to shave your mustache?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-25-2014, 12:29 AM   #115 (permalink)
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Doesn't that make it kind of hard for you to shave your mustache?
I think you're getting me confused with your mother again.

Have you been drinking?
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Old 12-25-2014, 01:00 AM   #116 (permalink)
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I think you're getting me confused with your mother again.

Have you been drinking?
"Again"? Just because I tried to nurse once time doesn't mean I thought you were my mother.
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Old 12-25-2014, 01:11 AM   #117 (permalink)
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Old 12-25-2014, 01:43 AM   #118 (permalink)
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To my next door neighbour....

Thank you for deciding to go outside and burn shit under my bedroom window at 7.30 on Christmas morning. I really appreciated being woken that early with the smell of burning rubber in my nostrils you utter utter cunt.

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Old 12-25-2014, 08:44 AM   #119 (permalink)
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To my next door neighbour....

Thank you for deciding to go outside and burn shit under my bedroom window at 7.30 on Christmas morning. I really appreciated being woken that early with the smell of burning rubber in my nostrils you utter utter cunt.

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Old 12-25-2014, 11:22 AM   #120 (permalink)
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I'm here at my parent's house with my parents, one of my sisters, and my nephew. Just finished opening everything, now I'm watching basketball. I got some weights, amazon gift cards, American Sniper, and my mom bought me Billy Joel tickets for a concert in May.

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