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Old 04-27-2015, 08:25 AM   #181 (permalink)
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I had a dream where I was watching tv. There were newscasters saying that Morissey had gotten attacked by a cow and that the event made him renounce his vegetarianism to get revenge on cowkind. That's the only situation where I wouldn't slap him or ruin his cheese.
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Old 04-27-2015, 03:10 PM   #182 (permalink)
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i'd like to slap hillary clinton right in her frigid mullet sporting head
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Old 04-27-2015, 03:11 PM   #183 (permalink)
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i'd like to slap hillary clinton right in her frigid mullet sporting head
I get the feeling you're going to really enjoy having her as your next president.
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Old 04-27-2015, 03:27 PM   #184 (permalink)
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i don't care about / know about her politics tbh

i just hate her fake tv persona

michael savage was making fun of her the other day and all the fake accents she does on the campaign trail, it was pretty funny

"which accent is she gonna do this time? is she gonna do the black church accent?"



she sounds like a poorly programmed robot ffs
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Old 04-27-2015, 03:31 PM   #185 (permalink)
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she sounds like a poorly programmed robot ffs
They all do. 2016's gonna be even more fun than the last one. SNL's gotta be drooling in anticipation.
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Old 04-27-2015, 03:40 PM   #186 (permalink)
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They all do.
not donald trump.
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Old 04-27-2015, 03:42 PM   #187 (permalink)
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I just can't believe that Hillary will be president. She's already a proven loser after getting beat by Obama, no one's really excited about her, and I think that the novelty of electing the first woman president was so overshadowed by electing the first black president that people still aren't ready to care again.

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not donald trump.
I'd vote Trump, just for the lulz. He might run this country into the ground, but it's already happening, so speeding up the process might not be that big a deal, and in the mean time, we get mother****ing Donald Trump as the most powerful man on the planet. Epic.
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Old 04-27-2015, 09:54 PM   #188 (permalink)
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I'd vote Trump, just for the lulz. He might run this country into the ground, but it's already happening, so speeding up the process might not be that big a deal, and in the mean time, we get mother****ing Donald Trump as the most powerful man on the planet. Epic.
That hurt to read.
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Old 04-27-2015, 10:17 PM   #189 (permalink)
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That hurt to read.
I'm sorry, what's so great about anyone else who's up for election that they would be worth losing out on the funniest thing ever to happen in all of history?
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Old 04-28-2015, 05:46 AM   #190 (permalink)
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What happened to that billionaire, the one that wanted to use his funds to pull Murica outta debt? From like one of 90s elections...Whats he up to these days?...
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