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Old 04-27-2015, 09:25 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I'm pretty sure that encapsulates my views on The Batlord, The Batlord.
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Old 04-27-2015, 10:19 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I'm pretty sure that encapsulates my views on The Batlord, The Batlord.
Then you're doing it right.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-28-2015, 02:03 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Like Batlord needs the ego boost haha. Next can we make a thread about when I have been the biggest female attention whore (Batlord being the male)?
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Old 04-28-2015, 02:21 AM   #34 (permalink)
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The Batlord is like genital warts. You don't want to talk about the fact that it exists, but for some reason, you find some weird pleasure out of letting everyone you know that you're no longer available for sex.
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Old 04-28-2015, 09:32 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Rectum? Damn near killed him.
I really was hoping someone would use that.
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Old 04-28-2015, 01:38 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Booze! Booze is the booze that is booze! Dear god I want cigarettes, but free comic book day is coming up, and I want to save my money. Also, I don't want to die while riding my bike down a busy ass road while drunk off my ass.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-28-2015, 01:56 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Booze! Booze is the booze that is booze! Dear god I want cigarettes, but free comic book day is coming up, and I want to save my money. Also, I don't want to die while riding my bike down a busy ass road while drunk off my ass.
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Old 04-28-2015, 02:04 PM   #38 (permalink)
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I understand your point, but I need cigarettes. Need, need, need. Unless you're a smoker, then you don't understand the unbreakable connection between drinking and smoking. Ask anyone recovering from either cigs or booze, and you will know that you have to give up both, or else it is a fool's errand.
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Old 04-28-2015, 02:14 PM   #39 (permalink)
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I understand your point, but I need cigarettes. Need, need, need. Unless you're a smoker, then you don't understand the unbreakable connection between drinking and smoking. Ask anyone recovering from either cigs or booze, and you will know that you have to give up both, or else it is a fool's errand.
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How to stop smoking:

Step One: Actually want to stop, and don't just say you do.
Step Two: Do it.
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Old 04-28-2015, 03:06 PM   #40 (permalink)
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He's right, Beer & cigarettes go hand in hand together, if im drinking I NEED to have cigarettes too or else i won't fully enjoy the drinking experience.
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