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ThePhanastasio · 05-06-2011, 03:49 AM

I fell down the stairs because they were slick. I cut my arm up, and bruised the crap out of my back. Aside from that, it was pretty much just me talking to my sister about her wedding plans, and reading this epic book of short fiction I found.

djchameleon · 05-06-2011, 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by MoonlitSunshine

Pssshhh, Grow some nuts! A few days of manual labour and you'll grow some callouses.

That's the point I don't want callouses and if I wanted to be strong or w/e and "grow some nuts" as you say. I would rather grow a vagina. Nuts are not a good example of being tough, nuts are stuck outside of the body and they are super sensitive and just hang there. A vagina on the other hand pushes a bowling ball through it and then just naturally goes back to it's shape with a few kegels and exercise far superior muscle than just the "nuts" you refer to!

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

^^referring to myself really

I know you were talking about yourself but I was just mentioning that I could use a lazy day like that myself.

MoonlitSunshine · 05-06-2011, 04:58 AM

And there we have it, people. Everlasting evidence that all DJ really wants in life is to be a woman.

djchameleon · 05-06-2011, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by MoonlitSunshine

And there we have it, people. Everlasting evidence that all DJ really wants in life is to be a woman.

yes because I said that I want to be a woman, I want to have a vagina, tits and give birth.

all righty then.

**Janszoon** · 05-06-2011, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio

I fell down the stairs because they were slick. I cut my arm up, and bruised the crap out of my back.

Didn't you fall up some stairs not that long ago? Or was that someone else?

djchameleon · 05-06-2011, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Didn't you fall up some stairs not that long ago? Or was that someone else?

lol I think it was her.

She's quite accident prone.

duga · 05-06-2011, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

yes because I said that I want to be a woman, I want to have a vagina, tits and give birth.

all righty then.

You do realize that saying something and then throwing sarcasm back at the person who calls you out on it does not negate what you said, right?

Your post quite literally explains how you would rather grow a vagina over some testicles. I really don't know what else to say.

djchameleon · 05-06-2011, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by duga

You do realize that saying something and then throwing sarcasm back at the person who calls you out on it does not negate what you said, right?

Your post quite literally explains how you would rather grow a vagina over some testicles. I really don't know what else to say.

You do realize there are things called jokes? you might not get it but they exist.

I took that joke from this asian guy that said the same thing during a standup special.

If I remembered his name, I would link you to the video so that you can see it.

duga · 05-06-2011, 08:06 AM

I don't psychically understand random pop culture references. You should put some kind of hint in there, maybe.

I would gladly watch it, though.

Burning Down · 05-06-2011, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaimon

We've got cello, violin, drums, voice (male and female), guitar, bass, and those sticks that you hit together.

Claves?

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Originally Posted by Kaimon

I'm actually trying to learn to play bass so I can start my own band

Seeing as I have a long way to go, I 'm currently trying to take any experience as a keyboardist right now, and hopefully develop a better ear in music.

Good luck

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