chipper

i should panic. but i am not panicking. which is making me panic

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FRED HALE SR.

I witnessed the Northridge quake from about ten miles from the epicenter. I crapped my pants twice.

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To say it was a helpless feeling would be putting it lightly. In all i've probably experienced about ten in my lifetime. I would rather deal with 30 seconds of rumble than a tornado or hurricane.

djchameleon

Hurricanes omfg! I was on St. Thomas island when a huge one came threw in the early 90s. I was scared ****less during that. I still have a weird memory of looking outside during the hurricane and seeing this guy in a trenchcoat and hat trying to walk in it. I couldn't see his face at all.

I don't get how people could live in florida or any of the tornado alley states

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.

Howard the Duck

was going to accost an a$$hole of an ex-partner at his house

only his wife was there, she was terrified of us, and i was very turned-on

(yes, i'm probably a closet rapist)

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Malaise is THE dominant human predilection.

The Batlord

Everybody's talking about the quake, and I didn't even feel it (I live in eastern Virginia). I was at a movie theater watching Conan the Barbarian, and I never even noticed an earthquake. It was an awesome movie though.

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GeddyBass2112

I'm having both the day from hell and the most fantastic day at the same time. I

Good stuff: I found out today I'm now a qualified First Aider. I can now go anywhere in the UK and be a nominated first aider, including for paediatric first aid. *dances*

I also managed to somehow get away with wearing a full suit and tie (bearing in mind I'm female) in public. No-one on this training course batted an eyelid.


Bad: Got some abuse and called a ' tranny weirdo' by some chavvy morons in the city centre because of my suit and hairdo. I had stones thrown at me and a coke bottle thrown at me too.

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Urban Hat€monger ?

I think I've accidentally triggered the feelings of lust in this alcoholic old woman I work with.

It's lunchtime and I'm stressed out & desperate for a cigarette but I don't have any. So I see this woman lighting one up so I go up to her, put my arm around her and give her my best smile. She smiles back and gives me one so I give her a little hug & walk off to have my cigarette.

Later on just before I'm about to go on my afternoon tea break I go to my desk & find a cigarette sitting there. I look up & this woman is standing there with a big smile on her face.

I decided against hugging her that time and just thanked her nicely.

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Howard the Duck

feeling all colors of weird today

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Malaise is THE dominant human predilection.

Buzzov*en

Hung out with a friend for a bit jammed and had some fun. Went to get food at my ex's friend's job and to talk to her as well to try and smooth **** out. My ex happened to be there and for some reason ran off into the back of the place insread of being civil. issues.
Going out in a few and working tomorrow.

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Kirby

I woke up and took a shower. After this, I went and got a haircut.

When my girlfriend got out of school, we went and ate at T.G.I.Friday's. I had Shrimp+Fries, Mozzarella Sticks and Sweet Tea. We walked to Best Buy from there. and I bought Watch The Throne (KanYe West & Jay-Z) and When Fish Ride Bicycles (The Cool Kids). After that, we walked to PetsMart and looked at kittens.

We went home, did some naughty things, and then listened to the CDs.

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