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GuD · 09-13-2014, 07:56 PM

FIDLAR

fvckitdawglife'sar!sk

The Batlord · 09-13-2014, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

shite day. FIDLAR night. What were you saying? NVM idc. Much of the alcohols. More of the boardskates. All of the illegals. Much of the morally ambiguous sexfvx. Possible fighttimes. Possible bonebreakage. Absolute chance of fvcks not even given. Too long since the feels they emerged. Must break things and gross people's faces I. Proper grammar? Not of the certainty, I. But whatever. Week of Grammar may suck my hairy ass. All I wanna do is fvck, dr!nk, skate, and pvnch. Lots of pvnching.

I hereby move that whenever WhateverDude is drunk, that he is off-limits for Grammar Nazi Week. Otherwise, it would crush this site's bandwidth.

Edit: I would also just like to say that I hadn't finished reading his post when I made my own, so I didn't actually know that he made any comments about Grammar Nazi Week. I am amused.

Pet_Sounds · 09-13-2014, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I hereby move that whenever WhateverDude is drunk, that he is off-limits for Grammar Nazi Week. Otherwise, it would crush this site's bandwidth.

Edit: I would also just like to say that I hadn't finished reading his post when I made my own, so I didn't actually know that he made any comments about Grammar Nazi Week. I am amused.

I have just revised the rules again.

GuD · 09-13-2014, 08:10 PM

I am a "she" today. Lipstick and eyemakeups I wears. Goods I feels.

Sogoods.
Dickgrrrls, take the fvck overrr.

Dick? yep.
Titstays? Workin on its. yeah bish. ya know ya love them tiddays in that facefvx of yers when i gettin all up in ya's. ya knows ya does. look at um. look at it. fvcking get it. fvcking GET IT.
970% of awesome? Always has its.

GuD · 09-14-2014, 02:09 AM

and then i go to the hospital again.

fell on top of a forty.

passed out in a Safeway bleedins alls overs the places.

wait around in the waiting room for an hour.

what even is that. i;ve pulled shards of glass the size of quarters and y'all call the po-po for that???

yeah so I fvckin split. like a gymnastic, just bolt out that door. no cops to wrestle down. nurses were to busy oto even notice. don't even need stiches. now i'm home. i think i gave a nurse my number?

it went something like this

"hey you wanna go out I think you're pretty. Can I get your number?"
"How old are you!?"
"22..."
"I'm 32! What is wrong with you!?"
"Nothin. Ya know. Ilikeitall. Open minded and whathaveyou."
"No thank you. You're stupid an immature for your age. 22? I've seen 16 year olds more mature than you."

Sequoioideae · 09-14-2014, 02:28 AM

WD is the reason why I still check in regularly.

LoathsomePete · 09-14-2014, 10:28 AM

Sold plasma yesterday for the first time. Took fucking forever but I did amuse myself by playing "guess their prior" in the waiting room though.

DwnWthVwls · 09-14-2014, 10:30 AM

How does one sell plasma? I'm pretty sure the last time I gave blood they asked me about that but I wasn't aware you could sell it.

The Batlord · 09-14-2014, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

Sold plasma yesterday for the first time. Took fucking forever but I did amuse myself by playing "guess their prior" in the waiting room though.

There is no subject in this sentence. Who sold plasma yesterday for the first time? Was it me? Was it you? Was it zombie Hitler?

RoxyRollah · 09-14-2014, 06:18 PM

Hush your mouth jabberjaws, I want to know why Pete sold his plasma.

Pete darling why are you giving away your "mojo" for next to nothing?!

09-13-2014, 07:56 PM	#28851 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	FIDLAR fvckitdawglife'sar!sk __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

09-13-2014, 08:10 PM	#28854 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	I am a "she" today. Lipstick and eyemakeups I wears. Goods I feels. Sogoods. Dickgrrrls, take the fvck overrr. Dick? yep. Titstays? Workin on its. yeah bish. ya know ya love them tiddays in that facefvx of yers when i gettin all up in ya's. ya knows ya does. look at um. look at it. fvcking get it. fvcking GET IT. 970% of awesome? Always has its. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

09-14-2014, 02:09 AM	#28855 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	and then i go to the hospital again. fell on top of a forty. passed out in a Safeway bleedins alls overs the places. wait around in the waiting room for an hour. what even is that. i;ve pulled shards of glass the size of quarters and y'all call the po-po for that??? yeah so I fvckin split. like a gymnastic, just bolt out that door. no cops to wrestle down. nurses were to busy oto even notice. don't even need stiches. now i'm home. i think i gave a nurse my number? it went something like this "hey you wanna go out I think you're pretty. Can I get your number?" "How old are you!?" "22..." "I'm 32! What is wrong with you!?" "Nothin. Ya know. Ilikeitall. Open minded and whathaveyou." "No thank you. You're stupid an immature for your age. 22? I've seen 16 year olds more mature than you." __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

09-14-2014, 10:28 AM	#28857 (permalink)
LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	Sold plasma yesterday for the first time. Took fucking forever but I did amuse myself by playing "guess their prior" in the waiting room though. __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too