Your Day

**Exo** · 03-14-2015, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Starting the day rolling four joints.

One for while I'm hiking
One for while I'm making Snake Walk shirts
One for before a hella weird show I'm playing tonight, and one for after.

You f*ckin Californians and your overuse of the word "hella". IT SOUNDS WEIRD TO ME DAMMIT.

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Originally Posted by Ki

Ouch. Did you not take taxes out of your paychecks this year? Or do you work for yourself?

Yes,

WWWP · 03-14-2015, 10:49 AM

I won't even try to deny that ^

Key · 03-14-2015, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Exo_

You f*ckin Californians and your overuse of the word "hella". IT SOUNDS WEIRD TO ME DAMMIT.

I think it's a West coast thing because I say 'hella' all the time.

Ninetales · 03-14-2015, 11:51 AM

I didn't pay federal tax all summer and I still get a refund somehow.

**Frownland** · 03-14-2015, 11:59 AM

I don't even have to pay taxes, all I have to do is accrue a crippling debt in student loans.

Ha! In your faces!

Ninetales · 03-14-2015, 12:03 PM

pays to be rich

RoxyRollah · 03-14-2015, 05:08 PM

So,Im super excited my nephew will be moving in with me.Hes 24 and just got out of the joint last month. Now before you get all squinty eyed andjudgemental,he will be attending a rehabilitation center and graduating before he sets foot in my house.1 year.My nephew is not a drug addict or alkie,hes an ex gang banger.And he called me yesterday hes been out of prison 1 month and is terrified of going back to prison,so I pulled a few strings and got him into the top rehabilitation center for at risk young men in the country.My string puller also sits on the board of this place as well as has connections to Senators govorners etc.So to entice him to go my friend said tell him if he graduates, a full year of treament, gets his GED, and obtains a full time job he will send out 3 letters of recommendation, 1 to any employer,for an apprenticeship in his desired field,1 for the college he will be attending
( my stipulation as well) and 1 to the govonor of Ohio,for an official pardon.So his agrravated assault, grand theft auto,and burglary charges wil never hold him back.So when I called my nephew and told him he broke down in tears, I asked him why he was crying like a babbling brook,he said "No one had ever done anything like that for me". Now somebody exsplain to me why my other nephew that rakes inthe dough as the face of a major sneaker line whose dipers I changed and raised as my own son cant call his old aunti just to say hey,but my gangbangging ex convict onecan call me and write me from lock up and Ive never met him?

The Batlord · 03-14-2015, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

So,Im super excited my nephew will be moving in with me.Hes 24 and just got out of the joint last month. Now before you get all squinty eyed andjudgemental,he will be attending a rehabilitation center and graduating before he sets foot in my house.1 year.My nephew is not a drug addict or alkie,hes an ex gang banger.And he called me yesterday hes been out of prison 1 month and is terrified of going back to prison,so I pulled a few strings and got him into the top rehabilitation center for at risk young men in the country.My string puller also sits on the board of this place as well as has connections to Senators govorners etc.So to entice him to go my friend said tell him if he graduates, a full year of treament, gets his GED, and obtains a full time job he will send out 3 letters of recommendation, 1 to any employer,for an apprenticeship in his desired field,1 for the college he will be attending
( my stipulation as well) and 1 to the govonor of Ohio,for an official pardon.So his agrravated assault, grand theft auto,and burglary charges wil never hold him back.So when I called my nephew and told him he broke down in tears, I asked him why he was crying like a babbling brook,he said "No one had ever done anything like that for me". Now somebody exsplain to me why my other nephew that rakes inthe dough as the face of a major sneaker line whose dipers I changed and raised as my own son cant call his old aunti just to say hey,but my gangbangging ex convict onecan call me and write me from lock up and Ive never met him?

Do you have any boring relatives? My family is crazy, but there's still my uncle Charlie who wears khakis, polo shirts, and Birkenstocks.

RoxyRollah · 03-14-2015, 06:35 PM

Exsplain boring. ...

**Frownland** · 03-14-2015, 06:37 PM

Bowring like your math teachre

03-14-2015, 11:59 AM	#30955 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	I don't even have to pay taxes, all I have to do is accrue a crippling debt in student loans. Ha! In your faces! __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

03-14-2015, 06:37 PM	#30960 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Bowring like your math teachre __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

03-14-2015, 11:51 AM	#30954 (permalink)
Ninetales Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: livin wild Posts: 2,179	I didn't pay federal tax all summer and I still get a refund somehow.

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Ninetales Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: livin wild Posts: 2,179	pays to be rich