Originally Posted by Justthefacts

Since when do breakfast and burritos exist in the same sentence?

Originally Posted by Frownland

There was a crazy ass earthquake last night that woke me up. There was a boom and I woke up to the house shaking and there was a second one that made the tv rattle loud as **** and cracked one of the windows. Anyone else feel it?

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69

today something really ****ing embarrassing happened. i was at my friends place just chilling and listening to music and i was really tired and didn't sleep well last night. i fell asleep on the couch and i was apparently sleep talking and saying all kind of embarrassing **** and now i want to runaway and change my name.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

Sooo.....my nephew calls...to tell me his great grandma my grandmother has been dead for 9 months and they just found out today. He goes on to say "Aunti unlce Melvin did it." Nigga **** you just say to me...(this is my black side btw) granny dead and uncle melvin did it...but uhh we all thought she had dementia...so you know but we aint seen her in forever went by her house and the new tenant say she died....umm who I ask you who has rented my grandmothers house .....uncle melvin. However this is my criminally insane nephew (not my hoity tottity model nephew noo from the arab jew white side nooo) this. Nigga wanna burn down the house.... So I did what any sensible black aunti would. "Nigga you burn down yo grandma's house with these ppl in it.Imma come to ohio tonight and ****ing kill you. **** wrong with you? Call the police and have some proof else they gone laugh you out the police station. All three of yall out there in the road looking stupid."

I was given the the "yes mam"

Although Im pretty sure ...those fools are buying a gas can. Imma have stroke. I quit.

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Dozens of nubile blond and tanned college girls trying to earn a few bucks on the side. And the owners had hundreds to choose from so you know that those that made the cut were triple A grade.

Long live the MB Strangler.

(seriously, I've never seen so many gorgeous girls packed into a small place ever in my life)

Ahhhh, the memories.

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.

Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle

The problem is that most police officers in America are psychopaths.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

You're a terrible dictionary.

Originally Posted by djchameleon

Hooters girls usually are just busty and that is it. Majority of them have little to zero ass but I bet you enjoyed yourself regardless.

Plus I always feel sorry for them having to deal with all the creeper dudes that come into their place. Yes they choosed to work their but at the end of the day it is a job that they need to get by and pay their bills.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by djchameleon

Hooters girls usually are just busty and that is it. Majority of them have little to zero ass but I bet you enjoyed yourself regardless.

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

I love how you edited your post to officially out me out of the closet?" It's like you asked yourself if you were a big enough cunt in the post, concluded that you weren't, and added it in to satisfy your postly cunt quota

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I converted to Islam today.

Allah Supreme.
A Love Supreme.

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

saw LeBron James downtown but then I realized I'm just racist

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Right. Across. The street from. Arizona. State.

Every girl in the place was a 10.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.