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Old 12-07-2016, 06:11 PM   #41241 (permalink)
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Tell her he's a convicted sex offender.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-07-2016, 06:15 PM   #41242 (permalink)
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Her response to that would be

"A convicted what?"

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Or you can just explain to her a bunch of made up bul**** to make her hate him too.
Yea, something like

"Mami Santa just told me your step dad is a bad person you shouldnt listen to"

If only I was a shtty person.
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Old 12-07-2016, 06:18 PM   #41243 (permalink)
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I called my daughter today through Skype and in her naive innocence she pointed the camera to her "step dad" not knowing we can't stand each other.
Step dad? Fuck that. He doesn't fiddle with her, does he?
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Old 12-07-2016, 06:19 PM   #41244 (permalink)
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Yea, something like

"Mami Santa just told me your step dad is a bad person you shouldnt listen to"

If only I was a shtty person.
Better idea. Tell her that he beats mommy, but she can't talk to mommy about it. Then explain to her how to do a dick punch.
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Old 12-07-2016, 06:24 PM   #41245 (permalink)
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Step dad? Fuck that. He doesn't fiddle with her, does he?
What's wrong with playing violin with a child?
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Step dad? Fuck that. He doesn't fiddle with her, does he?
No and he better not.
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Better idea. Tell her that he beats mommy, but she can't talk to mommy about it. Then explain to her how to do a dick punch.


Even better, I'm gonna teach her the crane kick to the dick.

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No and he better not.



Even better, I'm gonna teach her the crane kick to the dick.


When he doubles over in pain, have her give him a thumb to the eye.
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Old 12-07-2016, 06:39 PM   #41249 (permalink)
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Step-dads like to fiddle and diddle, from my experience.
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Step-dads like to fiddle and diddle, from my experience.
This is actually a legit fear I have but I have to trust her mother will protect her. Knowing her she would actually kill him if he did. Bitch smashed my kingdom hearts 2 copy on me just for not returning her call.
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