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Old 07-23-2017, 08:01 AM   #45231 (permalink)
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Spent the weekend celebrating a friend's birthday at his stepfather's huge country house.
Went to bed drunk yesterday, but not that drunk.
Had a dream that an evil car manufacturing company locked me in in one of their abandoned facilities and I am walking around in there, trying to escape. I also really had to pee, but couldn't find the toilets. Finally I found a balcony and decided to piss down from it. Standing there in the rain with my dick in my hand I suddenly realized that I wasn't dreaming.
I was out on the balcony in the middle of the night, wearing only boxers, pissing down into the garden.
Now I am haunted by visions of horrifically embarrassing what-if-scenarios.


At least you weren't still in the bed I guess.
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Old 07-23-2017, 09:06 AM   #45232 (permalink)
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^One of those scenarios...
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Old 07-23-2017, 10:18 AM   #45233 (permalink)
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Or standing at the rail INSIDE and peeing down onto his expensive shag carpet!
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Old 07-23-2017, 10:28 AM   #45234 (permalink)
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An anchorwoman on the local news I have on in the background said cuck instead of cup. She's got Charles on the mind.
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Old 07-23-2017, 10:32 AM   #45235 (permalink)
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An anchorwoman on the local news I have on in the background said cuck instead of cup. She's got Charles on the mind.
As long as he's not on his knees under the desk in front of her...
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Old 07-23-2017, 02:39 PM   #45236 (permalink)
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I'mma gonna get some chicken and waffles. **** you guys.
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Old 07-23-2017, 02:48 PM   #45237 (permalink)
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I'mma gonna get some chicken and waffles. **** you guys.
Oh, ok, fair enough; so you're buying us dinner first?
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Old 07-23-2017, 04:00 PM   #45238 (permalink)
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Spent the weekend celebrating a friend's birthday at his stepfather's huge country house.
Went to bed drunk yesterday, but not that drunk.
Had a dream that an evil car manufacturing company locked me in in one of their abandoned facilities and I am walking around in there, trying to escape. I also really had to pee, but couldn't find the toilets. Finally I found a balcony and decided to piss down from it. Standing there in the rain with my dick in my hand I suddenly realized that I wasn't dreaming.
I was out on the balcony in the middle of the night, wearing only boxers, pissing down into the garden.
Now I am haunted by visions of horrifically embarrassing what-if-scenarios.
Never pee in a dream. It usually happens irl.
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Old 07-23-2017, 04:04 PM   #45239 (permalink)
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Never pee in a dream. It usually happens irl.
Happened a few times to me. Usually after too much tequilla.
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Old 07-23-2017, 04:09 PM   #45240 (permalink)
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My grandparents just left and they got me drunk. (They just kept handing me wine and beer) I just accidentally dropped my half-eaten peach into my glass of wine and am eating it anyway; this has vastly improved my peach eating experience. Why doesn't everyone soak their peaches in wine before eating them??
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