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Old 08-21-2017, 11:19 PM   #45611 (permalink)
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So I answer the phone.

Me: Who the hell is this?

Caller: This is somebody calling from the Jordan school district.

Me: Why the hell are you calling me?

Caller: Do you have a kid named Dayvon?

Me: I really hope I don't.

Caller: Okay then, we must have the wrong number.
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Old 08-21-2017, 11:25 PM   #45612 (permalink)
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Old 08-21-2017, 11:26 PM   #45613 (permalink)
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I'm a cancer. And you all like me, right?
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 08-21-2017, 11:29 PM   #45614 (permalink)
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I'm a cancer. And you all like me, right?
The real cancer here is astrology.
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Old 08-21-2017, 11:45 PM   #45615 (permalink)
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The real cancer here is astrology.
I wholeheartedly agree.
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Old 08-21-2017, 11:57 PM   #45616 (permalink)
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So I answer the phone.

Me: Who the hell is this?

Caller: This is somebody calling from the Jordan school district.

Me: Why the hell are you calling me?

Caller: Do you have a kid named Dayvon?

Me: I really hope I don't.

Caller: Okay then, we must have the wrong number.
Who the hell answers with "who the hell is this"?
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Old 08-22-2017, 12:46 AM   #45617 (permalink)
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Who the hell answers with "who the hell is this"?
Me.
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Old 08-22-2017, 12:56 AM   #45618 (permalink)
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Me.
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Old 08-22-2017, 01:03 AM   #45619 (permalink)
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If I was also depressed and held genuine distaste for my fellow human, I probably would too.
You understand me so well.
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Old 08-22-2017, 06:36 AM   #45620 (permalink)
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