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Old 01-20-2018, 12:13 PM   #47691 (permalink)
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When I was a teenager I used to wear jogging bottoms under my jeans, to 'pad' my legs up a bit

Weighed just under 8 stone, about 50kg
I've always been 9 stone, probably always will be.
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And you can't even be bothered to be stylish about it. Mom jeans ffs.
*looks up "style"*....
Not like I have a choice is it?
Also, **** off. At least they fit. What are yours: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXL? You get yours specially made at the army surplus tent store?
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Old 01-20-2018, 12:14 PM   #47692 (permalink)
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i wear size 30 waist jeans

i reckon batlord could use me as a belt providing he could find a pair of jeans big enough to fit him in the first place
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I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
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Old 01-20-2018, 12:21 PM   #47693 (permalink)
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The waist is fine, but the crotch is always way too tight.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-20-2018, 12:25 PM   #47694 (permalink)
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The waist is fine, but the crotch is always way too tight.
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Old 01-20-2018, 12:39 PM   #47695 (permalink)
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Old 01-20-2018, 02:13 PM   #47696 (permalink)
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He is, yes. This is very true. But what has this to do with his jeans size?
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Old 01-20-2018, 05:48 PM   #47697 (permalink)
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The waist is fine, but the crotch is always way too tight.
Clearly the solution is a jean skirt (popular with horse girls and Pentecostal moms everywhere)
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Old 01-20-2018, 07:26 PM   #47698 (permalink)
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How am I supposed to pee standing up in that?
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You lift it up over your head and hope for the best. #RealHorseGirlsMakeDo
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You lift it up over your head and hope for the best. #RealHorseGirlsMakeDo
Real men are terrified of the power of their dick and always aim to make sure they don't pee on their foot.
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