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Old 04-26-2018, 12:25 AM   #50281 (permalink)
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True story. Was out at a bar with an Irish friend on St. Patrick's Day. He's hitting on this girl and at one point she asks him if it's true what they say about Irish men (small dicks). He replies without missing a beat:

"Hey, I may not touch bottom, but I'm gonna raise hell with the sides".
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Old 04-26-2018, 01:08 AM   #50282 (permalink)
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Excuse my ignorance, I guess I don't understand mick humor, but huh?
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Old 04-26-2018, 03:46 AM   #50283 (permalink)
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Excuse my ignorance, I guess I don't understand mick humor, but huh?
His penis was a small cactus apparently.
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Old 04-26-2018, 03:54 AM   #50284 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2018, 07:06 AM   #50285 (permalink)
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True story. Was out at a bar with an Irish friend on St. Patrick's Day. He's hitting on this girl and at one point she asks him if it's true what they say about Irish men (small dicks). He replies without missing a beat:

"Hey, I may not touch bottom, but I'm gonna raise hell with the sides".
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Think I told this one here before.

Me and an Irish bud were out in a bar and he was flirting with a girl and had revealed his heritage. She says: Is it true what they say about Irish men? Without missing a beat he replies: Honey, I may not touch bottom but I'll raise hell with the sides.

They left together.

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Was at a bar pretty drunk with an Irish co-worker on St. Patty's Day ages ago and he was flirting with a hottie. Of course he brought up his Irish heritage to her. She says, "Is it true what they say about Irish men?". Without missing a beat he replies, "Hey, I might not touch bottom but I'm gonna raise hell with the sides."

And yes, they left together.
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Old 04-26-2018, 07:06 AM   #50286 (permalink)
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Some say his Irish friend still has yet to miss a beat.
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Old 04-26-2018, 07:23 AM   #50287 (permalink)
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Some say his Irish friend still has yet to miss a beat.
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I wonder how many times Chula beat off reliving the amazing glory of his personal real life friend successfully picking up a chick at a bar.
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Old 04-26-2018, 10:19 AM   #50288 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2018, 10:22 AM   #50289 (permalink)
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Nothing special except for using the advanced search function where I can search posts made by a specific user. Do you know about using quotes to find exact phrases? For this I searched for all of the times Chula posted "hell with the sides" as well as "Irish friend".
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Old 04-26-2018, 10:56 AM   #50290 (permalink)
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Nothing special except for using the advanced search function where I can search posts made by a specific user. Do you know about using quotes to find exact phrases? For this I searched for all of the times Chula posted "hell with the sides" as well as "Irish friend".
They way you pinpointed the search is even funnier than Chula telling the story about someone else getting laid three times. You got a helluva memory dude
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