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Trollheart · 05-07-2018, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

"I’m Jewish… We’re a very nervous group. Paranoid. Anxiety-ridden. Maybe that Hitler thing made us a little jumpy. Nothing like a Holocaust to make you mind your Ps and Qs for a couple hundred years I always say." -TH

Not Jewish

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I saw a chick wearing a Joy Division t-shirt at the grocery store. I tried to chat her up using my Joy Division insights as my convo-kickstarter. Poor thing looked scared as hell.

I reckon anyone would be if you approached them out of the blue.

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Then in the checkout line these three black ladies were talking about how ridiculous it was that this new mother was lavishing so much over her baby. They were laughing and I like to laugh so I chimed in and said it sounds like the baby might be getting spoiled. Grandma got all serious and the laughing stopped and I was informed the baby was going to be just fine.

Bitch you don't get involved in someone else's conversation, especially when yo white. Lively up yourself. Whatever that means. Seriously though: who the **** invites themselves into a conversation - about a baby - with people they don't know? I thought you had smarts.

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and... remember yesterday the blueberry hot sauce thing? I struck up two conversations about it with different women. They both loved it.

They prob thought it was a euphemism.

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

What are you scared of. Treat them like you treat everyone else.

Psa: stop putting women you find attractive on a pedestal.

Yeah. That makes them too high to bring down to your level. **** that.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Church

Nah, don't put them in church. God is a **** about lettin folks **** with his bitches.

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

It's not that, it's just that idk how to generate and interesting convo outta nowhere. I can talk to them in a group setting like if they're a friend of a friend but walking up to a random girl and charming her its not something i know how to do.

Ask them if they've ever met the mighty Pixies, and if they say no, unzip.

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

I think i'd be a little more subtle than that.

Yeah. Might as well ask if they hurt themselves falling from Heaven? Barf icon!

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Two questions:

When’s the last time you got some?
When’s the last time you got some strange?

Black Francis · 05-07-2018, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Ask them if they've ever met the mighty Pixies, and if they say no, unzip.

Now i got 2 devils on my shoulders. Where is the angel that will get me some?

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Two questions:

When’s the last time you got some?
When’s the last time you got some strange?

Like 3 yrs ago.

grindy · 05-07-2018, 12:38 PM

Spent a fantastic weekend in Barcelona.
That city is nuts. It's been over ten years since I've been there and it's good to see that nothing has changed.
No better place for partying.

OccultHawk · 05-07-2018, 12:41 PM

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Like 3 yrs ago.

****ing Christ dude. That’s emergency code red **** son. Ask a girl out everyday. At least, once a day. Just make yourself do it no matter how uninviting it seems. Use tinder and all that but also just put in the leg work. And I’m telling you that compliment endlessly **** works. **** subtlety. Make it clear you’re about getting it in. You can waste time with maybe bitches after you make Little Black Francis happy. There’s bitches in your area waiting to get ****ed. Their empty holes need your dick. Go now son.

OccultHawk · 05-07-2018, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

Spent a fantastic weekend in Barcelona.
That city is nuts. It's been over ten years since I've been there and it's good to see that nothing has changed.
No better place for partying.

So ****ing jelly!

Black Francis · 05-07-2018, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

****ing Christ dude. That’s emergency code red **** son. Ask a girl out everyday. At least, once a day. Just make yourself do it no matter how uninviting it seems. Use tinder and all that but also just put in the leg work. And I’m telling you that compliment endlessly **** works. **** subtlety. Make it clear you’re about getting it in. You can waste time with maybe bitches after you make Little Black Francis happy. There’s bitches in your area waiting to get ****ed. Their empty holes need your dick. Go now son.

YES!!!

**Exo** · 05-07-2018, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

Spent a fantastic weekend in Barcelona.
That city is nuts. It's been over ten years since I've been there and it's good to see that nothing has changed.
No better place for partying.

Maaan. I wish I could say the same about my time there but it was ultimately disappointing. Granted I was exhausted after seven weeks of non-stop moving but I met my cousin here for three days and we just couldn't get a great night in. We always just ended up giving up and getting wasted playing ping-pong at this bar that had cheap beer and was open til 4. I was expecting non-stop parties at all hours but we went to Barceloneta and it was just dead. It was a weekend in July too.

Lisbon is where it's at though for non-stop party. That place is heaven.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

****ing Christ dude. That’s emergency code red **** son. Ask a girl out everyday. At least, once a day. Just make yourself do it no matter how uninviting it seems. Use tinder and all that but also just put in the leg work. And I’m telling you that compliment endlessly **** works. **** subtlety. Make it clear you’re about getting it in. You can waste time with maybe bitches after you make Little Black Francis happy. There’s bitches in your area waiting to get ****ed. Their empty holes need your dick. Go now son.

You're transformation on this site is getting incredible.

grindy · 05-07-2018, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

Maaan. I wish I could say the same about my time there but it was ultimately disappointing. Granted I was exhausted after seven weeks of non-stop moving but I met my cousin here for three days and we just couldn't get a great night in. We always just ended up giving up and getting wasted playing ping-pong at this bar that had cheap beer and was open til 4. I was expecting non-stop parties at all hours but we went to Barceloneta and it was just dead. It was a weekend in July too.

Lisbon is where it's at though for non-stop party. That place is heaven.

You're transformation on this site is getting incredible.

Seriously? Dead?
There's a club like every two meters and crowds everywhere.
And if you go deeper into the little streets there are some great druggy hole in the wall clubs with some deliciously savage electronic music.

**Exo** · 05-07-2018, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

Seriously? Dead?
There's a club like every two meters and crowds everywhere.
And if you go deeper into the little streets there are some great druggy hole in the wall clubs with some deliciously savage electronic music.

Yeah man. It was weird. There was a club next to the Casino that was poppin' off but when we got inside we realized it just wasn't our crowd or style in the slightest. We went to the casino a bit but even that was kinda dead. Club was called Opium so we obviously had to check it out but it was kinda lame.

I did enjoy the dudes handing out ice cold beers on the beach for a euro though.

grindy · 05-07-2018, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

Yeah man. It was weird. There was a club next to the Casino that was poppin' off but when we got inside we realized it just wasn't our crowd or style in the slightest. We went to the casino a bit but even that was kinda dead. Club was called Opium so we obviously had to check it out but it was kinda lame.

I did enjoy the dudes handing out ice cold beers on the beach for a euro though.

Lol.
We actually went to the Opium.
Mainstream af but the place became pretty fun at some point.

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grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	Spent a fantastic weekend in Barcelona. That city is nuts. It's been over ten years since I've been there and it's good to see that nothing has changed. No better place for partying. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*