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Old 09-04-2018, 05:30 PM   #55851 (permalink)
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saw LeBron James downtown but then I realized I'm just racist
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Old 09-04-2018, 05:32 PM   #55852 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2018, 05:39 PM   #55853 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2018, 08:43 PM   #55854 (permalink)
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Went to what I thought was a networking meeting but I was the only one who showed up and the woman who owned the business (meetup location) basically said I was chosen by God to build her online university. Apparently she knows a few multi-millionaires, so could be fun. Life is weird though. Oddish.
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Old 09-04-2018, 08:46 PM   #55855 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2018, 08:51 PM   #55856 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2018, 08:55 PM   #55857 (permalink)
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I was in the freezer at work today when my retarded coworker walked in and told me very rudely that I was in his way so I told him to suck it. He told me to suck his donkey dick and I countered that it was probably a little cat dick. He assured me that it was a horse cock and I then spent the next ten minutes trying to convince him that donkeys aren't horses and he was buying none of it.
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Old 09-04-2018, 08:58 PM   #55858 (permalink)
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I was in the freezer at work today when my retarded coworker walked in and told me very rudely that I was in his way so I told him to suck it. He told me to suck his donkey dick and I countered that it was probably a little cat dick. He assured me that it was a horse cock and I then spent the next ten minutes trying to convince him that donkeys aren't horses and he was buying none of it.
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Old 09-04-2018, 09:15 PM   #55859 (permalink)
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I was in the freezer at work today when my retarded coworker walked in and told me very rudely that I was in his way so I told him to suck it. He told me to suck his donkey dick and I countered that it was probably a little cat dick. He assured me that it was a horse cock and I then spent the next ten minutes trying to convince him that donkeys aren't horses and he was buying none of it.
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Although I have to say I was kinda expecting this story to go in a different direction.
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Old 09-04-2018, 09:54 PM   #55860 (permalink)
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I was in the freezer at work today when my retarded coworker walked in and told me very rudely that I was in his way so I told him to suck it. He told me to suck his donkey dick and I countered that it was probably a little cat dick. He assured me that it was a horse cock and I then spent the next ten minutes trying to convince him that donkeys aren't horses and he was buying none of it.
Who ended up locking who in the freezer at the end of the argument?
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