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OccultHawk · 12-23-2018, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Only if it was an open architecture blowjob.

Deal

**Janszoon** · 12-23-2018, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Would you buy a blow job if it came with a free apple?

Went to the beach today. Read and listened to music.

Watched a young couple with a camera on a tripod. The woman was prancing around looking good. Nice rack she was justifiably proud of.

Then went to Hooters to watch some NFL. It’s on the beach and this little girl from Ohio (her family was all decked out in Bengals gear) went for a swim wearing her summer dress. She was like 8. Her mom was like have fun sweetie but her grandparents went apesh*t. The thing is the water is warmer than the air temperature (about 65) so when she tested the water it felt comfortable. Swimming in December here is no big deal. But her grandfather had to be a huge Nazi **** about it. Told her she ruined everyone’s day and blah blah. And really he was just pissed off because he was drunk and his ****ty team was losing. Oh well. The Falcons won. Oh and my Hooters girl was wearing a regular t-shirt not the super tight titty mega cleavage top they’re supposed to wear. You could tell she had a great rack too. The other table’s girl wasn’t as sexy but she was letting it all hang out like she’s supposed to. I love the way their ass cheeks hang out of those orange short shorts. Grunt.

Are you one of those people who yell and clap in bars when sports are on a TV? I was just in a bar with some of those people.

OccultHawk · 12-23-2018, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Are you one of those people who yell and clap in bars when sports are on a TV? I was just in a bar with some of those people.

Not recently but I’ve been known to make a fuss. Often in a directly confrontational way with opposing fans while by myself. I don’t **** with Eagles fans though. They be taking **** way too damn serious.

**Janszoon** · 12-23-2018, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Not recently but I’ve been known to make a fuss. Often in a directly confrontational way with opposing fans while by myself. I don’t **** with Eagles fans though. They be taking **** way too damn serious.

lol. I just always think it’s so weird. I took a little break from walking around shopping downtown and was chilling out, reading a book in a low key restaurant bar when all of a sudden people around me were screaming. I can’t imagine myself doing that even if my favorite moment in all of television were occurring on the screen. “OH MY GOD! OWNING THE HOTEL WAS ALL A DREAM AND HE’S WAKING UP NEXT TO SUZANNE PLESHETTE! YEEAAH! DILLY DILLY! DILLY DILLY! WOOOOHOOOOO!”

OccultHawk · 12-23-2018, 04:38 PM

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SUZANNE PLESHETTE

lame

rostasi · 12-23-2018, 04:42 PM

I made the mistake of going to dinner during a Cowboys game a couple of weeks ago.
At first, I was thinking that the streets would be nearly empty because of the game,
but I completely forgot that there'd be a load of people in the Ethiopian restaurant.
I do have one of those clickers that turns off all of the TVs in an establishment.

Tempted.

**Janszoon** · 12-23-2018, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

lame

Suzanne Pleshette is never lame.

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Originally Posted by rostasi

I made the mistake of going to dinner during a Cowboys game a couple of weeks ago.
At first, I was thinking that the streets would be nearly empty because of the game,
but I completely forgot that there'd be a load of people in the Ethiopian restaurant.
I do have one of those clickers that turns off all of the TVs in an establishment.

Tempted.

I want one. I’m in another bar right now. The Eagles aren’t on so it’s not too bad, but there’s some football game on so there are still a couple idiots occasionally yelling.

rostasi · 12-23-2018, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I want one. I’m in another bar right now. The Eagles aren’t on so it’s not too bad, but there’s some football game on so there are still a couple idiots occasionally yelling.

I've had it for years and I've only used it once.
I'm judicious in my use of it.

**Janszoon** · 12-23-2018, 04:52 PM

“Yeah, what a pass! He’s the best receiver in football!”—dipshit at the end of the bar, ten seconds ago

OccultHawk · 12-23-2018, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

“Yeah, what a pass! He’s the best receiver in football!”—dipshit at the end of the bar, ten seconds ago

Go to a ****ing library then, ***got

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12-23-2018, 04:42 PM	#58166 (permalink)
rostasi . Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 4,035	I made the mistake of going to dinner during a Cowboys game a couple of weeks ago. At first, I was thinking that the streets would be nearly empty because of the game, but I completely forgot that there'd be a load of people in the Ethiopian restaurant. I do have one of those clickers that turns off all of the TVs in an establishment. Tempted.