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Old 04-08-2019, 12:07 PM   #60951 (permalink)
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she gave me a hint about my essay to label CIA , Central Intelligence Agency, first, then give the abbreviation
Technically, yeah...but ffs.
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Old 04-08-2019, 01:22 PM   #60952 (permalink)
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Yikes

My Bluetooth headphone charger melted and left two cigarette type burns in my sheets

And yes I charge my phone and earbuds next to me in bed

Almost died in a fire

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Old 04-08-2019, 05:46 PM   #60953 (permalink)
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Shocking.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-08-2019, 08:48 PM   #60954 (permalink)
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I'm the guy who puts up truck orders at work now and last week there was no room on the bottom shelf of the stock area for the big five gallon things of soda so I had to put them on the top shelf. Yesterday my retarded coworker came up to me and complained that that's not where the soda is supposed to go like he wasn't just bitching about having to struggle with his flabby fat girl WWWP arms. So today while doing the truck I made sure to clear space on the top shelf to put the soda on.

Can't wait to see my retarded coworker again.
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Old 04-08-2019, 09:32 PM   #60955 (permalink)
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Old 04-08-2019, 09:49 PM   #60956 (permalink)
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Don't act like you're not thinking about your arms now.
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Old 04-08-2019, 09:58 PM   #60957 (permalink)
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You flatter yourself
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Old 04-08-2019, 10:06 PM   #60958 (permalink)
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Old 04-08-2019, 10:19 PM   #60959 (permalink)
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So today while doing the truck I made sure to clear space on the top shelf to put the soda on.
Got em!

If I was your retarded friend I just wouldn’t reload the syrup or whatever it is

Customers would be all bat**** about the watery soda and I shrug my fat little retarded shoulders and tell them to ask the guy who gets it from delivery.

Whenever anyone asked I’d say “I couldn’t find it”

“It’s on the top shelf!”

“I went back and looked again but couldn’t find it!”
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Old 04-09-2019, 02:38 AM   #60960 (permalink)
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So proud of you, son

It’s definitely worth it. Give her a good rogering.
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