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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Tell her you fixed your ball rash situation.
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one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
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I love not working. Yesterday was so peaceful. I read a lot. Real slow. The bed is so soft. I can see trees out my window. The AC works. I know it can’t last but days of unemployment are so much more leisurely than vacation days or days off. With a day off you’re exhausted from your last workday and when that wears off you’re depressed because of work tomorrow. Even two months from homelessness without a new job today I’m thankful for soft blankets, memory foam, and working AC. Going outside into the heat and humidity is like standing in an ant hill. If I could never leave this room again and somehow pay my bills that would be fine with me. My goal for today is to be lazy af.
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one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
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Having a job that’s too exhausting and time consuming to find another traps people for years and even for their whole lives. I know it’s scary but when your zoo keeper expects you to clean elephant anuses with your tongue it’s time to muster up a little courage so you don’t have use so much Listerine.
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...here to hear...
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: He lives on Love Street
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What's the music to enhance that feeling? John Fahey's America of course, though I can only speak of the four-song original album as I haven't heard the 1998 re-issue double. ... and PS to Key: Take it easy and rejoin us when you feel like it. We are always pleased to hear from you.
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one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
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one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
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Work Fridays suck until you’re actually off. When co-workers say thank god it’s Friday I always thought not until I’m out of this bitch.
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one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
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Isn’t sweeping up for you a good thing?
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Just Keep Swimming...
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: See signature...
Posts: 7,765
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Gotta give the guy a break though, since old people do weird ****. Like just today I've decided that from now on I'm going to silently change the word "Post" to "Post Malone" in my head. This is from years of drug and alcohol abuse and recent exposure to this meme:
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