Your Day

The Batlord · 07-20-2019, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor

What if I were to ask the cashier to make my total $6.66

would they explode under the maths

OMG I'd pay to see it.

OccultHawk · 07-20-2019, 09:28 PM

Applying for jobs recently when there’s a few candidates someone always makes sure to reference God.

Real **** I heard from unemployed person to potential employers in just the last three interviews.

“God blessed me with good insurance.”

“I just moved here and I have to drive 15 minutes to get to church!”

“I didn’t have free time in college because I was so involved with the church.”

I don’t have any marketable skills but I’m on team God. **** religion.

OccultHawk · 07-20-2019, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor

but it gets better

the guy doesn't have an ID at the moment, but he's clearly like 30

we're stopping to get beer after work, and I'm in line first while he's browsing, so I tell the cashier to make sure to ID this guy (and point to my coworker)

I leave the store and see the dude exploding on this cashier from outside, I'm dying...then he throws a can against the wall!

dude comes out and I tell him "and he's like yeah keep laughing but the cops are on the way"

CCTV - they will arrest people for throwing **** in anger at a store. I mean they might.

My mother****ing washing machine broke. Can’t fix it to save my goddamn life.

OccultHawk · 07-20-2019, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor

I doubt it

they just wanted him to leave

he's probably banned

Church

WWWP · 07-20-2019, 09:48 PM

That does suck

I've been about that laundromat life for a minute now since mine broke, and I'm not even saving any money on my water bill

OccultHawk · 07-20-2019, 10:12 PM

I’m so sick of being poor. Call me a whiny bitch all you want. I don’t care. I’m so sick of everything being old and broken or breaking. I’m sick to ****ing death of macncheese and canned ****ing everything. Being poor is more work than working hard to have enough money which doesn’t even work anyway

That being said I watched the news hours and the Friday debate and those guys were talking about people liking their insurance and Bernie Sanders idea is a loser

And Sanders is saying NO DEDUCTIBLE

That’s better. Like wtf is it where people in America will actually fight against not having to pay to see the doctor. Even if you makes hundreds of thousands a year why the **** would you be against that?

And this other article about business owners saying $15 minimum is impossible.

Then mother****er you can’t afford a business then. How could anyone want another human being to make less than $15 an hour? If that’s you eat a ****ing dick.

Another thing **** Yang for saying people on food stamps couldnt keep them if they took his freedom dividend. That’s so ****ed. Elph you’re totally right **** that capitalist ****

And **** Warren too. Fake Indian former republican “capitalist to my bones” bitch

And yes **** schools factories prisons industry cars technology and this goddamn phone

Except Spotify lol argh

**Frownland** · 07-20-2019, 10:22 PM

"Change is hard, so why bother?"
-U.S. Constitution

The Batlord · 07-20-2019, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

"Change is hard, so why bother?"
-U.S. Constitution

More like "Change is hard, so why bother with you in the last half century?"

OccultHawk · 07-20-2019, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor

we were in that car accident and I had to tell my SO that I would pay the medical bills because otherwise she wasn't going to see a doctor

even having to have such a conversation is absurd, very stupid system we have here

you get hurt, your first thought is "how am I going to pay for this"

Seriously. The fear of the expense hits like maybe one second after the pain. It’s savage.

**Frownland** · 07-20-2019, 10:49 PM

Called it

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

The Yang gang are the new Bernie bros.

He's trying to build the largest coalition he can and a large part of that is in embarrassed Republicans (aka libertarians) who think that a universal, direct payout can only come with the removal of every welfare program. Him swinging the magnetic pendulum that direction make sense in a way, but it confirms my suspicions of him.

07-20-2019, 09:28 PM	#62982 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	Applying for jobs recently when there’s a few candidates someone always makes sure to reference God. Real ** I heard from unemployed person to potential employers in just the last three interviews. “God blessed me with good insurance.” “I just moved here and I have to drive 15 minutes to get to church!” “I didn’t have free time in college because I was so involved with the church.” I don’t have any marketable skills but I’m on team God. ** religion. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

07-20-2019, 10:12 PM	#62986 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	I’m so sick of being poor. Call me a whiny bitch all you want. I don’t care. I’m so sick of everything being old and broken or breaking. I’m sick to **ing death of macncheese and canned ing everything. Being poor is more work than working hard to have enough money which doesn’t even work anyway That being said I watched the news hours and the Friday debate and those guys were talking about people liking their insurance and Bernie Sanders idea is a loser And Sanders is saying NO DEDUCTIBLE That’s better. Like wtf is it where people in America will actually fight against not having to pay to see the doctor. Even if you makes hundreds of thousands a year why the would you be against that? And this other article about business owners saying $15 minimum is impossible. Then motherer you can’t afford a business then. How could anyone want another human being to make less than $15 an hour? If that’s you eat a ing dick. Another thing Yang for saying people on food stamps couldnt keep them if they took his freedom dividend. That’s so ed. Elph you’re totally right that capitalist And Warren too. Fake Indian former republican “capitalist to my bones” bitch And yes ** schools factories prisons industry cars technology and this goddamn phone Except Spotify lol argh __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

07-20-2019, 10:22 PM	#62987 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	"Change is hard, so why bother?" -U.S. Constitution __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x