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Old 10-26-2019, 10:17 AM   #65411 (permalink)
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I used to collect the Chinese **** I would randomly find on the trucks. Found an empty pack of Chinese cigarettes, a Chinese ID, tons of Chinese ads etc

It was weird to think the people who loaded the same cargo container I'm unloading are on the opposite side of the world in a completely different civilization.
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Old 10-26-2019, 11:26 AM   #65412 (permalink)
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I used to collect the Chinese **** I would randomly find on the trucks. Found an empty pack of Chinese cigarettes, a Chinese ID, tons of Chinese ads etc

It was weird to think the people who loaded the same cargo container I'm unloading are on the opposite side of the world in a completely different civilization.
Me and a coworker stumbled across one of these when opening a box of speaker samples from China. Super aggressive little ****er.

(again, on what day did God drop acid? - and what if he had mixed up sizes between these and elephants?)
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Old 10-26-2019, 01:00 PM   #65413 (permalink)
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There's something really desperate and childish about men bragging about how ****ty the jobs they've worked are. I doubt it made your dick any bigger or actually put hair on your chest. It just sucked.
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Old 10-26-2019, 01:21 PM   #65414 (permalink)
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Old 10-26-2019, 01:27 PM   #65415 (permalink)
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There's something really desperate and childish about men bragging
If you were a man, you'd understand.
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Tell me again how much of a man you were when that Chinese company took your balls in the settlement.
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Tell me again how much of a man you were when that Chinese company took your balls in the settlement.
Why, you'd have no personal point of reference?
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Correct, my balls are currently between my legs and still attached.
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Old 10-26-2019, 02:23 PM   #65419 (permalink)
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Getting the hell out of dodge. Whole ass towns are under mandatory evacuation and most of the bay area is going dark tonight. So we booked a room that allows dogs in Reno and we're just gonna dip lol.
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Correct, my balls are currently between my legs and still attached.
The operation was a success?



Good luck Steph!
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