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Old 02-07-2020, 03:20 PM   #68511 (permalink)
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I was surprised how easily he let himself get taken out. At least let the thread become a dumpster fire for a day before losing your composure.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-07-2020, 03:21 PM   #68512 (permalink)
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I had a gut feeling as soon as grindy have the warning that elph would be going the way of the native Americans
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Old 02-07-2020, 03:29 PM   #68513 (permalink)
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Belligerently drunk on fire water?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-07-2020, 03:44 PM   #68514 (permalink)
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Old 02-07-2020, 06:16 PM   #68515 (permalink)
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Thank god I took a dump before going for a smoke or I probably would have **** myself. I stepped outside, put a cig to my lips, went to light it, and POP like a Chinese firecracker with bits of tobacco shrapnel pelting my face and my ears ringing. I made sure my lighter hadn't exploded in my hand, reached down to pick up the cigarette I'd dropped in fright, and the paper around the tip was blown out. Then I lit it again and all was well. Probably gonna sue Phillip Morris though.
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Old 02-07-2020, 06:23 PM   #68516 (permalink)
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Some one from the program once assured me that if you get into any sorta car accident and you **** yourself, that's an automatic 10 grand. His advice was literally that I try to **** my pants if ever I was in an accident.
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Old 02-07-2020, 06:29 PM   #68517 (permalink)
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I'm sure that would work and you just wouldn't be a Batlord talking to the cops while they try not to gag.
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Old 02-07-2020, 06:51 PM   #68518 (permalink)
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Was 100% serious too. 5 grand for piss, 10 grand for ****.
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Old 02-07-2020, 06:55 PM   #68519 (permalink)
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Who doesn't trust recovering addict ****posters?
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Old 02-07-2020, 06:57 PM   #68520 (permalink)
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Trust me I know how to read them. I know it's hard to believe someone could actually believe something like that while you sit there in your ivory tower but yea.
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