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Old 10-07-2022, 11:47 PM   #81421 (permalink)
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I think I missed my calling of ... blowing up balloons for people. At Harris Teeter produce also has to cover for floral when they're out and floral also blows up balloons for customers. Over the last few days I've had to do this three times, twice it has been for cute girls, and both of those times I have made them laugh with a dumb joke.

Clearly I have found a barrel to shoot fish in.
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Old 10-08-2022, 01:36 AM   #81422 (permalink)
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Oh Batty, please blow up our balloons, won't you? No one can put all that air in it like you do...
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Old 10-08-2022, 05:15 AM   #81423 (permalink)
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Always knew you blew. Hey, all that hot air gotta go somewhere, right?
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Old 10-08-2022, 06:32 AM   #81424 (permalink)
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Old 10-08-2022, 07:13 AM   #81425 (permalink)
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Old 10-08-2022, 09:29 AM   #81426 (permalink)
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I think I missed my calling of ... blowing up balloons for people. At Harris Teeter produce also has to cover for floral when they're out and floral also blows up balloons for customers. Over the last few days I've had to do this three times, twice it has been for cute girls, and both of those times I have made them laugh with a dumb joke.

Clearly I have found a barrel to shoot fish in.
let's hear the joke.
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Old 10-08-2022, 10:45 AM   #81427 (permalink)
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I don't quite remember. They weren't like prepared jokes I was saving for some poor, unsuspecting woman. It was just sort of conversation.
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Old 10-08-2022, 12:19 PM   #81428 (permalink)
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let's hear the joke.
M-m-maybe you and me co-could, I don't know, get a co-coffee some time?
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Old 10-08-2022, 02:37 PM   #81429 (permalink)
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Old 10-08-2022, 06:41 PM   #81430 (permalink)
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