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Old 05-25-2023, 08:51 PM   #82451 (permalink)
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Today got off to a much better start than Tuesday.
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Old 05-27-2023, 02:18 AM   #82452 (permalink)
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I'm going on a date tonight and I pray she doesn't have a penis.
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Old 05-27-2023, 03:01 PM   #82453 (permalink)
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what kind of weird ****ing thing to say is that
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 05-27-2023, 04:51 PM   #82454 (permalink)
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He only wants post-op trans women.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-27-2023, 06:40 PM   #82455 (permalink)
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I guess no straight dude wants a girl with a penis?

He never met her before

You never know
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This thread reads like the synopsis of a tv series, in a good way
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Old 05-27-2023, 09:10 PM   #82456 (permalink)
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I guess no straight dude wants a girl with a penis?

He never met her before

You never know
If you're not into dick then that's fine but his post is a psychotic thing to put out into the world.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-28-2023, 03:25 AM   #82457 (permalink)
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Exactly.
Also there are plenty of straight guys who like girls with penises
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 05-28-2023, 04:26 AM   #82458 (permalink)
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Exactly.
Also there are plenty of straight guys who like girls with penises
This is very true.

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I'm going on a date tonight and I pray she doesn't have a penis.
I get the joke but not many others will.
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Old 05-28-2023, 05:48 AM   #82459 (permalink)
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I'll admit it made me laugh.
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Old 05-28-2023, 05:30 PM   #82460 (permalink)
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