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Old 12-31-2020, 10:34 AM   #73131 (permalink)
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The best part? The fat girl was still too big to fit any of that underwear she was looking at.
What did she order?
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Old 12-31-2020, 10:36 AM   #73132 (permalink)
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A lot!
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-31-2020, 10:42 AM   #73133 (permalink)
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Why would she want underwear for her phone??? Is this a new thing?
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Old 12-31-2020, 10:43 AM   #73134 (permalink)
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Dear old bitch,

If you didn't want me to use the card you just handed me then you shouldn't have ****ing handed to me. It's your own stupid fault if your husband beats you for spending his money or whatever.
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Old 12-31-2020, 10:55 AM   #73135 (permalink)
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If you didn't want me to use the card you just handed me then you shouldn't have ****ing handed to me. It's your own stupid fault if your husband beats you for spending his money or whatever.
The alert already went off on his phone



She’s gonna be swallowing teeth!
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Old 12-31-2020, 11:03 AM   #73136 (permalink)
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Jesus ****ing Christ. The total is $10.01 and the husband in the passenger seat is holding up a ten in the passenger seat for his wife the driver to take and hand to me but she's too busy digging in her purse for five minutes for a god damn penny.
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Old 12-31-2020, 11:07 AM   #73137 (permalink)
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Very next ****ing customer, very same ****ing ****, and the bitch even tried shorting me 8 cents.
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Old 12-31-2020, 11:22 AM   #73138 (permalink)
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A lot!
With a diet coke though, right? No need for all that extra sugar.
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Old 12-31-2020, 11:24 AM   #73139 (permalink)
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Jesus ****ing Christ. The total is $10.01 and the husband in the passenger seat is holding up a ten in the passenger seat for his wife the driver to take and hand to me but she's too busy digging in her purse for five minutes for a god damn penny.
On the real though fast food nuances need figure out how to make the totals hit round numbers.
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Old 12-31-2020, 11:28 AM   #73140 (permalink)
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The corporate overlords don't give a **** about convenience for the cashier lol. The prices are designed for marketing purposes. Dumb **** customers subconsciously think 5.99 is less than 6.00.

Discontinue the penny and the nickle as currency. That would help.
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