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Old 04-24-2021, 03:06 PM   #74951 (permalink)
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Wasn't screaming at any customers but I was 5 hours into a ****ty 8 hour shift and knocked over a sanitizer bucket that we keep rags in to wipe down surfaces and I'm just like "****ing god damn it!"

Then I go get a mop to clean up all the sanitizer water and after I mop it all up I knock over the mop bucket so all the water spills out and now it's dirty and I just start stringing random expletives together like "****ing **** ****ing bitchass ****!" and everyone in the store just looks super awkward.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-24-2021, 03:11 PM   #74952 (permalink)
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Netflix will greenlight this as a comedy series.
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Old 04-24-2021, 03:14 PM   #74953 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2021, 03:25 PM   #74954 (permalink)
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Wasn't screaming at any customers but I was 5 hours into a ****ty 8 hour shift and knocked over a sanitizer bucket that we keep rags in to wipe down surfaces and I'm just like "****ing god damn it!"

Then I go get a mop to clean up all the sanitizer water and after I mop it all up I knock over the mop bucket so all the water spills out and now it's dirty and I just start stringing random expletives together like "****ing **** ****ing bitchass ****!" and everyone in the store just looks super awkward.
that's a perfectly valid situation for losing your ****
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 04-24-2021, 06:16 PM   #74955 (permalink)
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got 2 weeks of vacation what shall i do ..????
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Old 04-24-2021, 06:21 PM   #74956 (permalink)
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Start growing weed in your closet.
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Old 04-24-2021, 08:14 PM   #74957 (permalink)
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So are you gonna be working at Burger king when you're 60? What's your plan bro?
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Old 04-24-2021, 08:27 PM   #74958 (permalink)
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So are you gonna be working at Burger king when you're 60? What's your plan bro?
I’ve tried going down this path, next thing people are gonna start a meme about you like they did with me and PDFs, it’s not worth it
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On this one your voice is kind of weird but really intense and awesome
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Old 04-24-2021, 10:54 PM   #74959 (permalink)
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Adidas seems old as **** and lives voluntarily under shariah so he can retire early.... and he's asking Batlord what's the plan????

I invented the art of trying to talk some ambition into Batlord btw..never saw any returns so I stopped trying. You know MB is bored as **** when we're contemplating rehashing that dialogue tree

Some new guy joined my work who claims to have been an English teacher but he got locked up for meth. I half suspect/hope it's OH.
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Old 04-25-2021, 01:10 AM   #74960 (permalink)
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Ambition? Batty just needs a little bit of Raw Power (the Iggy mix).
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