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**Marie Monday** · 06-07-2021, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Neither because he's a slimy liar. Also stop responding to his lame trolls cause he's not worth giving attention to.

Nah man he's not a lair, this is just a fine example of his Speculative Nature doing some worldbuilding on the side. A world in which someone who talks like that has sex, that is

Anteater · 06-07-2021, 12:31 PM

They're just triggered because I didn't say The Ramones or something. I could have said Dream Theater or Steely Dan and the reaction would be exactly the same.

Plankton · 06-07-2021, 12:33 PM

Dayglo Abortions would have been a lot cooler. Bonus points for the song being Hide the Hamster.

**Marie Monday** · 06-07-2021, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Anteater

They're just triggered because I didn't say The Ramones or something. I could have said Dream Theater or Steely Dan and the reaction would be exactly the same.

Not even a Ramones mention could have saved that post

Psy-Fi · 06-07-2021, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday

Not even a Ramones mention could have saved that post

They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat

Trollheart · 06-07-2021, 01:43 PM

I think he might have got away with it if it had been Anal Cunt...

The Batlord · 06-07-2021, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

one of these wrists is really not like the others

>_>

**Exo** · 06-08-2021, 09:25 PM

Some very interesting family drama going on right now.

This is all on my mothers side of the family. These are her siblings and their spouses primarily. We aren't estranged from them but we certainly have kept our distance since I was about ten years old. We were the only ones to live in another town. All three families stayed in the other. I guess you could call us the outcast family out of the four.

Well...

About ten years ago Aunt T accused the husband of Aunt D of sending dick pics drunkenly at a family party (we didn't attend for above reasons). Aunt D got VERY defensive of husband and accused the husband of Aunt T (from this point on being referred to as F*ckface) of sleeping around the entire town. Aunt T defended F*ckface and the two sisters basically have barely talked this decade.

WELL...

Turns out that F*ckface HAD been sleeping around the entire town. This was found out by Uncle B suspecting his wife of cheating on him and it turning out to be F*ckface. Not only that, but when confronted with the evidence of the affair, the wife of Uncle B disclosed that F*ckface had also been sleeping with the Chief of Police's F*cking daughter.

I should note that all the husbands of this clan of siblings, including my father, were/are police officers. My father only being one for a few years because he wanted to make a difference and quit because of the toxicity, and F*ckface having left the town police force for the DEA.

Well, F*ckface was sleeping with his former boss's daughter, my aunt by marriage, and apparently a few other women.

I'm actually hoping this brings all the siblings back together since all of their spouses are apparent trash aside from my father, who is GLOWINGLY excited to see this sh*t because he has always been viewed as the "bad boy" in the family. He used to ride motorcycles. THE AUDACITY.

Gunna be a fun couple of years for the family. Well, except for all of my cousins, some of which are less than twelve years old, I think. That's kind of sad.

The Batlord · 06-08-2021, 09:36 PM

I'm assuming this will in fact bring no one together and in fact increase bitterness cause everyone will judge everyone else to make themselves feel better.

Lesson: all cops have bastards.

**Exo** · 06-08-2021, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'm assuming this will in fact bring no one together and in fact increase bitterness cause everyone will judge everyone else to make themselves feel better.

Lesson: all cops have bastards.

Oh I fully anticipate this happening but for my poor mother's sake, who hasn't been together with her sisters or brother in almost a decade, I'm hoping for the best.

It's all their faults for marrying assh*les though. They have pretty much always been assh*les.

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Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,359	Some very interesting family drama going on right now. This is all on my mothers side of the family. These are her siblings and their spouses primarily. We aren't estranged from them but we certainly have kept our distance since I was about ten years old. We were the only ones to live in another town. All three families stayed in the other. I guess you could call us the outcast family out of the four. Well... About ten years ago Aunt T accused the husband of Aunt D of sending dick pics drunkenly at a family party (we didn't attend for above reasons). Aunt D got VERY defensive of husband and accused the husband of Aunt T (from this point on being referred to as Fckface) of sleeping around the entire town. Aunt T defended Fckface and the two sisters basically have barely talked this decade. WELL... Turns out that Fckface HAD been sleeping around the entire town. This was found out by Uncle B suspecting his wife of cheating on him and it turning out to be Fckface. Not only that, but when confronted with the evidence of the affair, the wife of Uncle B disclosed that Fckface had also been sleeping with the Chief of Police's Fcking daughter. I should note that all the husbands of this clan of siblings, including my father, were/are police officers. My father only being one for a few years because he wanted to make a difference and quit because of the toxicity, and Fckface having left the town police force for the DEA. Well, Fckface was sleeping with his former boss's daughter, my aunt by marriage, and apparently a few other women. I'm actually hoping this brings all the siblings back together since all of their spouses are apparent trash aside from my father, who is GLOWINGLY excited to see this sht because he has always been viewed as the "bad boy" in the family. He used to ride motorcycles. THE AUDACITY. Gunna be a fun couple of years for the family. Well, except for all of my cousins, some of which are less than twelve years old, I think. That's kind of sad. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE*