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Old 07-21-2017, 05:14 PM   #151 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2017, 05:48 PM   #152 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2017, 07:30 PM   #153 (permalink)
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It's actually just a transcript of Joe Rogan interviewing Doug Benson, Sam Harris, and James Franco.
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Old 07-26-2017, 11:21 AM   #154 (permalink)
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Old 08-02-2017, 04:03 PM   #155 (permalink)
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Old 08-02-2017, 07:12 PM   #156 (permalink)
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Old 08-02-2017, 09:25 PM   #157 (permalink)
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Sounds like a fake news story though amirite fellas?
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Old 08-24-2017, 07:13 PM   #158 (permalink)
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^ I read this out loud to ked and one of my daughters. I had them going until the tank materializing out of thin air part.
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