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Old 09-08-2017, 02:54 PM   #171 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2017, 12:37 PM   #172 (permalink)
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New Canadian Law Requires Mandatory Two-Year Service in Broken Social Scene

“We believe mandatory band service will yield tremendous economic prosperity and help in exporting Canadian culture to the international community,” said Canadian Prime Minister Justin “the Canuck Hunk” Trudeau. “It’s time to give back, Canada. Ask yourself this: what can you do for Broken Social Scene?”
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Old 09-28-2017, 12:38 PM   #173 (permalink)
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New Black Mirror Episode About Phones Having Feelings or Some ****

“We wanted to get the real good ****,” said Tickle. “So we audited a Bay Mills Community College freshman philosophy class. Those kids had some just insane ideas about our relationships to our phones and fake news in social media that we’d never even considered.”

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Old 10-01-2017, 09:11 PM   #174 (permalink)
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Bolton toddler bridge plunge man released - BBC News

^ I don't know anything about this story, but I have to wonder who Bolton Toddler Bridge Plunge Man is.

Sometimes the headline is all you want to know about a story, like the one I once saw (really) on the front page of The Star :-
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Old 10-09-2017, 09:24 AM   #175 (permalink)
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Old 11-07-2017, 10:58 PM   #176 (permalink)
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Old 11-07-2017, 11:03 PM   #177 (permalink)
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As a driver who transports Autisic children this guy sounds like one I have right now, he is so intelligent and wants details on all subjects! He loves music the Beatles are his favorite! It takes a lot of patience for his bus aid and my self! Just maybe that was what was going on!
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Old 11-15-2017, 09:12 AM   #178 (permalink)
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Old 11-16-2017, 10:53 PM   #179 (permalink)
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I've probably shared this before and it's just a headliner as far as satire goes, but still

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