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I love me some Engrish.

But maybe not at work.

That's not what you said when I sent you those pictures.

Ax me some questions about Japan.

Is the Ax popular in Japan?

Are young people better about not being xenophobic ****s?

No. All inhabitable space is grey from Google Earth, which means it's all city. So no axes needed.

It's not that they're xenophobic. They just have a nationwide superiority complex. No one can compare to how awesome they are as a race.

And young people?

They also have a superiority complex. Maybe some young people are changing, but overall it's part of their upbringing and education. Japan first. Japan best. Always.

Is it hilarious for Americans to bring up Hiroshima and Nagasaki in everyday conversation?

Sometimes when I get pissed off at someone on the street, I look him dead in the eyes and say "Nagasaki, motherfucker".