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Old 04-29-2019, 08:13 PM   #241 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2019, 08:15 PM   #242 (permalink)
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If it's Japanese porn then I'll be fine. I can live without censored Japanese porn.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-29-2019, 08:30 PM   #243 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2019, 06:48 PM   #244 (permalink)
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Yesterday was coronation day, and I was working a block away from the Imperial Palace. I think every cop and detective in the country was patrolling the area. I even noticed that the manholes had little stickers over them, showing that they'd been inspecting by the police. Then some dude yelled out "Thank you, Heisei!*" and jumped off a bridge into the river below. But he didn't hit the water, instead landing face-first in a boat that just happened to emerge from under the bridge at just the right (wrong?) moment. I loled.

*Heisei is the name of the era that just ended.
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Old 05-01-2019, 06:53 PM   #245 (permalink)
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Did you tell anyone who would listen that monarchy is an outdated form of government and that they should be grateful to America both for "giving" them a constitution and using Perry's canon shot to force them into the modern world?
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Yes, and they said they repaid us by giving us incurable gonorrhea.
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Yes, and they said they repaid us by giving us incurable Godzilla.
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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-g...76A0YO20110711
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Old 05-01-2019, 07:39 PM   #249 (permalink)
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Yes. When you cannot even buy sex, you automatically become immune to STDs.
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