grindy

-Doing datura with some fresh-out-of-prison heroin addict whom I've just met

-Driving in a car with a crazy and extremely drunk guy on an iced-over road at night, at some point deciding to see what happens if he stopped braking at turns. Luckily we just drove into some empty field.

-Various instances of climbing on buildings and scaffoldings while completely ****faced.

-Trying to buy cocaine in some ****ed-up hood in Barcelona from some shifty-ass Maroccans who ultimately stiffed us.

-Lots of stealing and vandalism

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Cuthbert

Any decent stories? Ever get caught/arrested/convicted?

grindy

Nothing particularly entertaining. Just stupid, antisocial ****.
Never got caught either, although there were some close ones.

Just remembered how we stole some audio equipment from our school, but then there was a chance that some people have noticed us with it in the bus, so we brought it back early next morning and stole it again a month later.

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MicShazam

When we were young, me and my brother ran through these patches of very tall dry grass of some sort at a beach. They were the height of a person, so we jumped through them, ran to the next one, jumped through, etc. Then suddenly, my brother stopped running, but I jumped through the next one anyway. I landed in a small stream of water on the other side, my head right next to a big rock. Pretty dumb and pretty lucky.

Also, a long time ago in France, I ran down a hill very fast and all of a sudden I realized the hill stopped and turned into a straight drop. I fell almost 2 meters straight down and landed on my knees on a gravel path. Ouch.

EDIT: I forgot one more. Some years ago, on a yearly family weekend, we were some uncles, aunts and cousins playing this game outside in the dark at night. Basically, someone is "it" and has to find everyone else in the dark. There's a spot where if you run up to it and shout "I'm free" before you're spotted, you avoid being "it" in the next round. The one who was looking for where we were hiding was walking away from where I was hiding, so I dashed fast across the lawn about 15 meters, not remembering that there was a tiled fireplace in the middle of the lawn. I couldn't see anything as the lawn was just pitch black. I landed on concrete tiles with my knees, having run at full speed. I don't know why I keep demolishing my knees.
If that sounds like an unresponsibly dangerous game, it should be said that you're supposed to do it in daylight, but we used to do it at night because drunk uncles, stupid ideas, etc.

Cuthbert

lol.

A lot of the stuff you've posted sounds like stuff I used to do.

Chula Vista

- stole an El Camino that had (unkowning to me at the time) a few thousand dollars worth of tools in the back, and somehow got away with it.

- another B&E story. Broke into a place that did custom woodworking for kitchen remodels. Only stole a boom-box and ended up getting a summer job there after the cops made me apologize to the owner.

- bought a 10 pound bag of ice that had the cubes all fused together, and then figured cracking the bag over my head was the best way to separate them.

- got into the passenger seat of a van with a falling down drunk driver. Kissed a tree less than 5 minutes later. My dad was headed to the hospital to bust my ass for being so stupid, but he got to see the wrecked van at the junkyard on the way and ended up just hugging me - thankful that I was alive.

All before the age of 17. That was 40 years ago. I've got a ton more if anyone is interested.

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DrillerKid

-Credit card scams, got arrested for it.

-Um what else, I had a stolen gun with no licensing to carry a fire arm. Then preceded to shoot that gun within city limits.

-I've been in someone's home without their knowledge, while they were out of state for a month or two.

-I stole from someone who knew where I lived (Luckily they didn't hold a grudge.).

-Hmm... I was messing around with a serious gang bangers girlfriend on multiple occasions (Some crazy Spanish guy, she was hot though so it was worth it.).

-I drive without a license on a daily basis, I'm still on unsupervised probation.

-Shoplifted over 10 grand of items from Marshalls.

-Oh yeah I did molly once, that was pretty dumb. But yeah.

Edit: Oh yeah I was in a car with a friend who sells crack, with that same stolen gun. These are just off the top of my head I can probably think of more. I just make music now and barely leave the house. For a smart person, I tend to do a lot of stupid ****.

MicShazam

Holy **** all you crazy people have done so much ****. I've always been such a nice guy. I'd never steal from anyone. Not even as a teenager. Not saying I'm not a loser. Just a nice loser with a sense of justice

DrillerKid

Lmao yeah I'm not exactly proud of the stuff I've done. They're great stories though.

Cuthbert

hmm