The Most Stupid Thing(s) You've Ever Done?

Trollheart · 10-06-2017, 05:17 AM

We men are all boneheads, numbskulls, and we have done, do and probably will continue to do the stupidest, most moronic, logic-defying things throughout our lives. Some of them are probably so stupid that we're actually proud of them. So tell us all about the time(s) you left your brain at home and booked a room in Hotel Stupid.

I can remember standing near the cooker (hob) with one of those big jumpers on, the kind that are about a size too big for you. It was some moments before I realised that though I was out of range of the heat my jumper was not, and I was on fire!

I also once tried to lift an EIGHTY KILO drum off the back of a flatbed truck! Almost killed myself.

But the most stupid thing I ever done has to be this: Karen's bed is hydraulic, so it goes up and down as needed. I had tilted it fully up (with the headboard down as far as possible) to move her up the bed. On the way down, a wooden tray got caught by the bed and wedged tightly in. It then prevented the bed from moving up or down. I pondered the situation for some moments before coming to the bright conclusion that I could quickly kick the tray out and the bed would then slam down. It would, of course, and would have taken my foot off at the ankle!

Zhanteimi · 10-06-2017, 05:22 AM

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Oriphiel · 10-06-2017, 05:33 AM

I joined MusicBanter.

Trollheart · 10-06-2017, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Mord

Ordered MDMA, LSD, ketamin, and DMT off the deep web and had it all sent to me via regular post. One shipment of MDMA went missing (others came through, so party time wasn't cancelled), but everything else arrived safely. In Japan.

How the fuck did we get away with it?

How are you still alive?

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

I joined MusicBanter.

No you didn't. This is the Matrix; you just think you did. In fact, you don't even exist. Neither do I. Or anyone else. Unless you're a robot. Are you a robot? Then you don't exist.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 10-06-2017, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

We men are all boneheads, numbskulls, and we have done, do and probably will continue to do the stupidest, most moronic, logic-defying things throughout our lives.

Also geniuses and will continue to invent, discover, build, pioneer and risk our lives to save others.

**Frownland** · 10-06-2017, 09:18 AM

Probably meth.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 10-06-2017, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Probably meth.

Really?

**Frownland** · 10-06-2017, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Really?

I've probably done more stupid things but that's what comes to mind.

I sold stolen pills on a public school campus. I guess that trumps it.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 10-06-2017, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I've probably done more stupid things but that's what comes to mind.

I sold stolen pills on a public school campus. I guess that trumps it.

What other drugs have you done? Crack? Heroin?

OccultHawk · 10-06-2017, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Probably meth.

That's up there for me, too. Did you do enough to where your dick shrank up and all that? I was grinding my teeth and rocking back and forth for 48 ****ing hours. How do people get addicted to that ****?

10-06-2017, 05:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	The Most Stupid Thing(s) You've Ever Done? We men are all boneheads, numbskulls, and we have done, do and probably will continue to do the stupidest, most moronic, logic-defying things throughout our lives. Some of them are probably so stupid that we're actually proud of them. So tell us all about the time(s) you left your brain at home and booked a room in Hotel Stupid. I can remember standing near the cooker (hob) with one of those big jumpers on, the kind that are about a size too big for you. It was some moments before I realised that though I was out of range of the heat my jumper was not, and I was on fire! I also once tried to lift an EIGHTY KILO drum off the back of a flatbed truck! Almost killed myself. But the most stupid thing I ever done has to be this: Karen's bed is hydraulic, so it goes up and down as needed. I had tilted it fully up (with the headboard down as far as possible) to move her up the bed. On the way down, a wooden tray got caught by the bed and wedged tightly in. It then prevented the bed from moving up or down. I pondered the situation for some moments before coming to the bright conclusion that I could quickly kick the tray out and the bed would then slam down. It would, of course, and would have taken my foot off at the ankle! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

10-06-2017, 05:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
Zhanteimi Mord Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Tokyo Posts: 4,874	. __________________ Zhanteimi LetsTalkMusic Last edited by Zhanteimi; 12-05-2017 at 03:51 PM.

10-06-2017, 05:33 AM	#3 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,355	I joined MusicBanter. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

10-06-2017, 09:18 AM	#6 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Probably meth. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x