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Old 03-05-2018, 06:20 PM   #61 (permalink)
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In all seriousness I hope I die before my dog so someone can feed me to him.
In kibble form, or as actual flesh?
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Old 03-05-2018, 06:36 PM   #62 (permalink)
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In all seriousness I hope I die before my dog so someone can feed me to him.
I’d like that, too

But my dogs have sensitive tummies
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Old 03-05-2018, 07:04 PM   #63 (permalink)
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I think he'd enjoy flesh more. He's got a sensitive tum too, so someone will have to do some meal planning.
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Old 03-05-2018, 07:05 PM   #64 (permalink)
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I think he'd enjoy flesh more. He's got a sensitive tum too, so someone will have to do some meal planning.
So what you're saying is that your dog would eat your pussy.
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Old 03-05-2018, 07:08 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Old 03-05-2018, 07:35 PM   #66 (permalink)
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In all seriousness I hope I die before my dog so someone can feed me to him.
If you die in your home your dog'll probably cut out the middle man for ya.
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Old 03-05-2018, 07:36 PM   #67 (permalink)
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In all seriousness I hope I die before my dog so someone can feed me to him.
Why make him wait? That's cruel.

Remember, you're four animals in one. Imagine all the nutrients he'll get from you.
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Old 03-05-2018, 07:37 PM   #68 (permalink)
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If you die in your home your dog'll probably cut out the middle man for ya.
If he eats the middle man he's not gonna have any room left for her.
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Old 03-05-2018, 07:39 PM   #69 (permalink)
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Old 03-05-2018, 07:42 PM   #70 (permalink)
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Can I eat Trollheart to get him to stop making jokes?
Your loss: I'm really stringy. Also, if you eat me, you'll have my dad jokes inside you, and then there's no escape!!!
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