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Old 04-18-2018, 09:43 AM   #171 (permalink)
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Seriously though, I've gotta say that Maryland is by far the worst southern state. Whole place is one big pile of disgusting and depressing shit, utterly void of any happiness. As soon as you cross the border, the air becomes dead and stale, and you're suddenly surrounded by rusty machinary and fields of dead grass, like you just stepped into Silent fucking Hill. Not even exaggerating.

And the people are irredeemable garbage that shit on anyone even slightly outside of their cultural norms in a desperate attempt to momentarily feel something other than the crushing despair of their pointless existence.

And don't even get me started on Baltimore.

Maryland is what fell out of America's ass after it got the stomach flu. Everything there is coated with a patina of misery.
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Old 04-18-2018, 09:47 AM   #172 (permalink)
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Seriously though, I've gotta say that Maryland is by far the worst southern state. Whole place is one big pile of disgusting and depressing shit, utterly void of any happiness. As soon as you cross the border, the air becomes dead and stale, and you're suddenly surrounded by rusty machinary and fields of dead grass, like you just stepped into Silent fucking Hill. Not even exaggerating.

And the people are irredeemable garbage that shit on anyone even slightly outside of their cultural norms in a desperate attempt to momentarily feel something other than the crushing despair of their pointless existence.

And don't even get me started on Baltimore.

Maryland is what fell out of America's ass after it got the stomach flu. Everything there is coated with a patina of misery.
It's a bit long for a motto but I like it.
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Old 04-18-2018, 09:48 AM   #173 (permalink)
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Delaware: Just as much poverty and crime as New Jersey with less things to do.
That’s true actually

Delaware: The poor man’s New Jersey
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It's a bit long for a motto but a like it.
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Old 04-18-2018, 09:49 AM   #175 (permalink)
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Seriously though, I've gotta say that Maryland is by far the worst southern state. Whole place is one big pile of disgusting and depressing shit, utterly void of any happiness. As soon as you cross the border, the air becomes dead and stale, and you're suddenly surrounded by rusty machinary and fields of dead grass, like you just stepped into Silent fucking Hill. Not even exaggerating.

And the people are irredeemable garbage that shit on anyone even slightly outside of their cultural norms in a desperate attempt to momentarily feel something other than the crushing despair of their pointless existence.

And don't even get me started on Baltimore.

Maryland is what fell out of America's ass after it got the stomach flu. Everything there is coated with a patina of misery.
Don't forget Ocean City. The place is starting to come after Daytona Beach as the place you go to thinking it's going to be fun but just end up leaving after a day because of how garbage it is.
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Old 04-18-2018, 09:52 AM   #176 (permalink)
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It's a bit long for a motto but a like it.
I just really fucking hate Maryland.
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I just really fucking hate Maryland.
We all do. We all do.
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Don't forget Ocean City. The place is starting to come after Daytona Beach as the place you go to thinking it's going to be fun but just end up leaving after a day because of how garbage it is.
Dafuq? Daytona Beach is insane fun. It’s like if the French Quarter was created by a 15 year old on Angel Dust.
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Maryland is what fell out of America's ass after it got the stomach flu. Everything there is coated with a patina of misery.
Well that's the last time I buy these, then!
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