If You Had The Money, What Tattoos Would You Get?

~~MicShazam~~ · 10-22-2018, 04:23 AM

I shudder to think what awful tattoo choices I would have made if I had gotten one in my teens or even 20's

grindy · 10-22-2018, 05:26 AM

No tats for me.
My body is a temple. (jk, it's not).
I dig heavily tattooed chicks a la Dwn, but more in porn than in RL. Overly 'alternative' people are often annoying in big doses.

OccultHawk · 10-22-2018, 05:50 AM

Way back when I lived in Portland I learned the more “interesting” a person looked the more boring they were in reality. In the south people who look weird usually are pretty weird. In fact, people are more peculiar down south in general.

grindy · 10-22-2018, 06:00 AM

Do you look like the weirdo you are, Occ?

Psy-Fi · 10-22-2018, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Exo

Money was never the issue. The permanence and decision making is the issue. However, I've always wanted something original done with the ghost from this Betty Boop cartoon. Betty can f*cking stay out of it. I just love this ghost. Cab Calloway baby...

I love cartoons. I love black and white. I like creepy sh*t. Hits all three.

Get it done on your cock. You can make the ghost dance every time you shake it or jerk off.

You could also get Betty Boop's face and head inked into your scrotum.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Way back when I lived in Portland I learned the more “interesting” a person looked the more boring they were in reality. In the south people who look weird usually are pretty weird. In fact, people are more peculiar down south in general.

OccultHawk · 10-22-2018, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

Do you look like the weirdo you are, Occ?

I don’t have any tattoos or piercings

I never comb my hair or shave

I don’t give a **** how bad I smell. I hate deodorants and scented soap and ****.

I wear shorts and a cotton t-shirt no matter what (unless it’s like below 40 degrees F which is like two days a year here maybe)

My t-shirts usually have stains and holes in them

I wear adidas tennis shoes at work (the treadsafe kitchen shoes fell apart already) and sandals when I’m off

I wear baseball or trucker hats about half the time

I always have headphones or earbuds in my ears even when I sleep (I got waterproof ones)

grindy · 10-22-2018, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I don’t have any tattoos or piercings

I never comb my hair or shave

I don’t give a **** how bad I smell. I hate deodorants and scented soap and ****.

I wear shorts and a cotton t-shirt no matter what (unless it’s like below 40 degrees F which is like two days a year here maybe)

My t-shirts usually have stains and holes in them

I wear adidas tennis shoes at work (the treadsafe kitchen shoes fell apart already) and sandals when I’m off

I wear baseball or trucker hats about half the time

I always have headphones or earbuds in my ears even when I sleep (I got waterproof ones)

hot

OccultHawk · 10-22-2018, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

hot

IKR

That’s why I get my dick sucked

DwnWthVwls · 10-22-2018, 01:57 PM

For anyone who likes portrait tats, Amy Edwards is pretty insane: https://www.instagram.com/amyedwardstattoo/?hl=en

OccultHawk · 10-22-2018, 02:03 PM

Tattoo realism

Figures you’re impressed

10-22-2018, 05:26 AM	#62 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	No tats for me. My body is a temple. (jk, it's not). I dig heavily tattooed chicks a la Dwn, but more in porn than in RL. Overly 'alternative' people are often annoying in big doses. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

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OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	Way back when I lived in Portland I learned the more “interesting” a person looked the more boring they were in reality. In the south people who look weird usually are pretty weird. In fact, people are more peculiar down south in general. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

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grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	Do you look like the weirdo you are, Occ? __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

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~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,636	I shudder to think what awful tattoo choices I would have made if I had gotten one in my teens or even 20's