Christmas 2018

rostasi · 12-26-2018, 10:29 AM

Did you get windsocks?

Plankton · 12-26-2018, 10:45 AM

I also got a zit on the tip of my nose. Throw some antlers on me and I can guide Santa's sleigh.

windsock · 12-26-2018, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by rostasi

Did you get windsocks?

I have an orange windsock hung up in my basement. I took it down one winter and then just forgot to set it up after that. Maybe it'll make a comeback this spring.

~~MicShazam~~ · 12-26-2018, 11:01 AM

First I couldn't wait until christmas, now I can't wait for it to be over. I think I'm just a miserable ******* no matter what, so I should stop looking forward to things.

Plankton · 12-26-2018, 11:10 AM

I'm ready for summer.

~~MicShazam~~ · 12-26-2018, 11:12 AM

I hate summer too.

The Batlord · 12-26-2018, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam

First I couldn't wait until christmas, now I can't wait for it to be over. I think I'm just a miserable ******* no matter what, so I should stop looking forward to things.

This is why Amazon is evil. There's always something to look forward to.

~~MicShazam~~ · 12-26-2018, 11:23 AM

Buying useless crap on Amazon is my coping mechanism. That and alcohol.

Perhaps I should just order a couple hookers, catch some STD's and die a painful death. It would be the most exciting thing ever to happen in my life.

Don't they have disease ridden hookers on Amazon?

Plankton · 12-26-2018, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam

I hate summer too.

What do you like?

Edit: Oh, I see. Hookers and death. Yeah, me too. Gotta have something to do in between though.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 12-26-2018, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

What do you like?

Tori Amos, glam metal, tinned mackerel & Kylie Minogue.

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~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,636	Buying useless crap on Amazon is my coping mechanism. That and alcohol. Perhaps I should just order a couple hookers, catch some STD's and die a painful death. It would be the most exciting thing ever to happen in my life. Don't they have disease ridden hookers on Amazon?