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Old 06-07-2020, 09:14 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2020, 09:21 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2020, 09:23 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2020, 09:29 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2020, 01:12 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I mean if you used to jack it so much that nothing was coming out anymore then maybe you could cut back but I don't think a few squirts worth of love juice is gonna tax the body's reserves too much.

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Then why not spill your blood 2 to 3 times a week? Or even 5-15 times a day?
If by that you mean bang my ****in' head to this then HELL THE **** YEAH!!!

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