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Old 05-28-2021, 08:34 AM   #41 (permalink)
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So I'm supposed to remember every dumb sht that was asked?
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Old 05-28-2021, 12:50 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Sophomore year of high school I was asked by a classmate why we couldn't dig to the moon.
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Old 05-28-2021, 01:05 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Sophomore year of high school I was asked by a classmate why we couldn't dig to the moon.
Man.. goes to show what sniffing glue does to people.
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Old 05-28-2021, 01:07 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Man.. goes to show what sniffing glue does to people.
It was a real wind up too. Three of us are sitting there writing god-knows-what and this woman Emily goes:

"So, guys, you know how we can fly to the moon?"

And the three of us turned around like "where the **** is this going?"

But we were not prepared. I still remember the three of us looking at each other like, "did I hear this wrong?"
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"The saw movies are about actual saws, right?"
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Old 06-01-2021, 07:46 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Saw that one coming
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Old 06-01-2021, 11:13 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Saw that one coming
What was your motive behind this joke
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I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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Old 06-01-2021, 11:56 PM   #48 (permalink)
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It was a real wind up too. Three of us are sitting there writing god-knows-what and this woman Emily goes:

"So, guys, you know how we can fly to the moon?"

And the three of us turned around like: "If this skeezah starts singing Frank Sinatra we outta heeyah!!!"

But we were not prepared. I still remember the three of us looking at each other like, "did I hear this wrong?"
lol so true.
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When I was working at the Natural History Museum, we for a time had an exhibit in the zoology building about homosexuality in the animal kingdom.

It had some coverage in the press and a priest wrote a critical commentary in the paper where he asked rhetorically if that was a good spending of tax money and wouldn't it be better if we could spend that money helping these animals with their problems instead?

It's one of the profoundly dumbest things I've ever seen in print.
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