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Old 06-02-2021, 09:27 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2021, 10:17 AM   #52 (permalink)
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So I'm supposed to remember every dumb sht that was asked?
That was also my first thought when I saw the thread title.

There is one dumb question in particular that stands out if only because it's probably the one I've been asked more often throughout my life than any other and that is: "Don't I know you?"

How the **** am I supposed to know whether or not you know me?
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Some old dude on a forum asked me what's the stupidest question I had ever been asked.



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I'm hoping that pic is of you as a young plankster.
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Think was only after the 3rd or 4th of his seven 'procedures'.
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Old 06-02-2021, 03:33 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Is that you eating a sour apple? ... or were you practing your "B B King bending a string" face?
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That was also my first thought when I saw the thread title.

There is one dumb question in particular that stands out if only because it's probably the one I've been asked more often throughout my life than any other and that is: "Don't I know you?"

How the **** am I supposed to know whether or not you know me?
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