What's The Latest Film You Have Seen?

Engine · 01-26-2011, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by bob.

i think what it boils down to with this one is the ending....overall i really liked part 2 much more....but the ending of 3 was just good

^^Haha! I read this thinking you were talking about the 'Vacation' series.

I watched Punisher: War Zone last night. I fell asleep through some of the middle of it but the grinding up glass part was good. Pretty good violence overall. Anyway, it's horrible as expected. It's weird how Hollywood comicbook adaptations are either usually very good or very awful.

bob. · 01-26-2011, 11:23 AM

hahaha....yes the Santa on fire at the end of X-mas vacation was indeed quite moving

djchameleon · 01-26-2011, 02:47 PM

I finally saw Black Swan today and I hated it. I figured out what was going on 20 mins into the movie. Then the director proceeds to attempt to insult my intelligence and pretentiously masturbates all of my face. I couldn't wait for the credits to roll to get out of the theater. BLAH

Are his other movies similar?

**Janszoon** · 01-26-2011, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by bob.

hahaha....yes the Santa on fire at the end of X-mas vacation was indeed quite moving

Howard the Duck · 01-26-2011, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Engine

I watched Punisher: War Zone last night. I fell asleep through some of the middle of it but the grinding up glass part was good. Pretty good violence overall. Anyway, it's horrible as expected. It's weird how Hollywood comicbook adaptations are either usually very good or very awful.

I loved that - "yummy yummy yummy in my tummy tummy tummy"

djchameleon · 01-26-2011, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Engine

I watched Punisher: War Zone last night. I fell asleep through some of the middle of it but the grinding up glass part was good. Pretty good violence overall. Anyway, it's horrible as expected. It's weird how Hollywood comicbook adaptations are either usually very good or very awful.

Yeah, you know people say they loved that Punisher much more than the first one that came out but I loved the first one with Thomas Jane

**Janszoon** · 01-26-2011, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

Yeah, you know people say they loved that Punisher much more than the first one that came out but I loved the first one with Thomas Jane

That's the second one. The first one was with Dolph Lundgren.

Howard the Duck · 01-26-2011, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

That's the second one. The first one was with Dolph Lundgren.

yeah the one with the Punisher with no skull logo on his chest

C"MON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Janszoon** · 01-26-2011, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

I finally saw Black Swan today and I hated it. I figured out what was going on 20 mins into the movie. Then the director proceeds to attempt to insult my intelligence and pretentiously masturbates all of my face. I couldn't wait for the credits to roll to get out of the theater. BLAH

Dear Mr. Aronofsky,

If you're going to masturbate all over djchameleon's face he kindly requests that you do so without pretense. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

Engine · 01-26-2011, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Dear Mr. Aronofsky,

If you're going to masturbate all over djchameleon's face he kindly requests that you do so without pretense. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

Dear Mr Szoonsky,

I am a Master-film-bator and I'll come all over anyone and everyone who watches my films and I will do it without any pretense whatsoever. My juice is there for everyone to enjoy or ignore as they please. I have been funded by Hollywood to masturbate wherever I want and if your friend, djchameleon, doesn't like my come in his face then I advise him (in advance) to not watch any of my films at all, ever. In fact, out of my own kindness, I invite him to stay completely out of the way of my stream because it's coming fast regardless of his approval.

My latest feature, Black Swan, is relatively unchallenging and was made for those who appreciate good filmmaking and those with no taste alike. I humbly give no shit. This goes for everybody else you know as well. They are all welcome to view my spew, or wipe it off their faces in disgust, or both, or neither; I don't give a fuck either way. Contact my management if you, djchameleon, or any of your other acquaintances would like to pay me extra for my next load, as I know many will. If the price is right, I may grant a premature viewing to those interested.

Best regards,

Darren A.

01-26-2011, 11:23 AM	#9212 (permalink)
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