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Old 05-17-2018, 07:18 PM   #701 (permalink)
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Dazzler, who absorbs sound waves and uses them as her power source: Hey look, a bad guy.

Klaw, a bad guy who is literally made up of soundwaves: I'm gonna kick your ass, Dazzler!

Dazzler: Lol. Get inside me, retard.

And then she absorbs him.

And then she gets put on trial for murder.

AND SHE GOES FREE. FUCK YEAH.
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Old 05-17-2018, 09:07 PM   #702 (permalink)
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Rapper Chino XL is penning a graphic novel. Not sure of the details.
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Old 05-18-2018, 02:03 AM   #703 (permalink)
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Dazzler, who absorbs sound waves and uses them as her power source: Hey look, a bad guy.

Klaw, a bad guy who is literally made up of soundwaves: I'm gonna kick your ass, Dazzler!

Dazzler: Lol. Get inside me, retard.

And then she absorbs him.

And then she gets put on trial for murder.

AND SHE GOES FREE. FUCK YEAH.
This is a thing, and yet Marvel/Disney is wasting time making all those other movies?
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Old 05-18-2018, 02:48 AM   #704 (permalink)
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This is a thing, and yet Marvel/Disney is wasting time making all those other movies?
And don't forget she was a disco superhero.
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And don't forget she was a disco superhero.
It would be entertaining as hell. If a Bollywood company had owned the Marvel rights, they'd have made it long ago.
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Old 05-18-2018, 03:40 AM   #706 (permalink)
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A Dazzler movie would be the greatest thing ever if they didn't try to modernize it. Just set that shit in 1981 where it belongs and embrace the power of Disco.

But yeah, I'm in love with this series. Even though it has too much family drama, cheesy anti-drug and anti-show business tangents, and random bouts of self-doubt (Dazzler just beat Enchantress in a sing-off and told off Galactus when he was being a bitch, so WHY IS SHE AFRAID OF SOME RANDOM GUY THAT SNATCHED HER PURSE?) but when she lets loose, her powers and character design are so fucking awesome.

Plus, the self-doubt isn't so bad, 'cause it leads to a part where she and She Hulk steal a truck, and She Hulk gives her a pep talk.
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Old 05-18-2018, 04:24 AM   #707 (permalink)
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Btw, Batty, I finally got around to buying the first trade of the latest Hawkeye series that you rec'd a long time ago. Haven't read it yet, though.
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Old 05-18-2018, 11:00 AM   #708 (permalink)
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You mean this?

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Old 05-18-2018, 11:19 AM   #709 (permalink)
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Ah, that is not at all what I was talking about and I haven't read it yet, but Kate Bishop is fantastic so I'm gonna have to at some point. Damn though, they lost Matt Fraction as writer.
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