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Old 02-03-2012, 09:24 AM   #131 (permalink)
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Its like a half album cover half a Kawasaki ad. It is strange how they seem to want you to look at the bike more than anything else.
I thought the guy with the guitar on his back was taking a piss!
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Old 02-03-2012, 09:44 AM   #132 (permalink)
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I thought the guy with the guitar on his back was taking a piss!
I thought he was Bruce Springsteen with a more excited "guitar".

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Old 02-04-2012, 12:16 AM   #133 (permalink)
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Because I like you Rezz I created this alternate cover just for you...

We should definitely have a photo editing paint contest. My skills are unmatchable. Only thing I would have done differently is underline the writing cause Im a computer savvy sother mucker. My best work was in the Trading post thread on the first post (which was rudely changed to another picture). Truley a work of art. Some may not consider paint an art form, but when you or I touch that e-brush people should rethink what they think.
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Old 02-06-2012, 10:39 AM   #134 (permalink)
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Some More Albums I Only Checked Out Because The Cover Art Intrigued Me


7. Birth Control - Operation (1971)
If a bunch of Germans who really really wish they were Deep Purple and who put giant baby eating grasshoppers on their covers are your thing this may be the album for you.




8. Witchfinder General - Death Penalty (1982)
Looks like a big dumb sexist metal album
Sounds like a big dumb sexist metal album
That's because it IS a big dumb sexist metal album




9. Wicked Witch - Chaos 1978-86 (2008)
I didn't really know what to say about this so I borrowed some comments from RYM.

Satanic Cocaine Funk.

So f**king schizo-creepy and sinister in a way that only drugs can be. Like poisonous *** on black leather. This ****'s f**ked up.

morbid funk heard through a dying pimp's cerebellum to masturbatory cosmo-funk in Mahavishnu fashion

What to do when your ratio of coke to pcp becomes unbalanced? RECORDING SESSION!!!

It's like the soundtrack to a blaxploitation film that dosen't exist about a Satanic Pimp who can move between wavelengths of Parallel Dimensions to pimp hoes and slang rocks and on the side he also directs porno.


And he wears that PVC jumpsuit so well too.
Admit it, you're off to go download this right now.




10. Spherical Objects - Past & Parcel
WTF???




11. Racebannon - Satan's Kickin' Yr Dick In! (The Story of Rhonda Delight) (2002)
A drag queen on the cover and with song titles such as Satan's Kickin' Yr Dick In! Pt 1 and Satan's Kickin' Yr Dick In! Pt 6 as well as the unforgettable Satan's Kickin' Yr Dick In! Pt 7. make this an essential listen.




12. Sam Gopal - Escalator (1969)
Not a particularly interesting cover of a virtually unknown psych band in fact I don't really know why it's here.

Wait who?
the guy on the far left?
The one that looks like Herman Munster's hippy brother?
NO F*CKING WAY
Lemmy from Motorhead?
Really?

F*ck!


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Old 02-06-2012, 12:29 PM   #135 (permalink)
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9. Wicked Witch - Chaos 1978-86 (2008)
I didn't really know what to say about this so I borrowed some comments from RYM.

Satanic Cocaine Funk.

So f**king schizo-creepy and sinister in a way that only drugs can be. Like poisonous *** on black leather. This ****'s f**ked up.

morbid funk heard through a dying pimp's cerebellum to masturbatory cosmo-funk in Mahavishnu fashion

What to do when your ratio of coke to pcp becomes unbalanced? RECORDING SESSION!!!

It's like the soundtrack to a blaxploitation film that dosen't exist about a Satanic Pimp who can move between wavelengths of Parallel Dimensions to pimp hoes and slang rocks and on the side he also directs porno.


And he wears that PVC jumpsuit so well too.
Admit it, you're off to go download this right now.
Who me?
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11. Racebannon - Satan's Kickin' Yr Dick In! (The Story of Rhonda Delight) (2002)
A drag queen on the cover and with song titles such as Satan's Kickin' Yr Dick In! Pt 1 and Satan's Kickin' Yr Dick In! Pt 6 as well as the unforgettable Satan's Kickin' Yr Dick In! Pt 7. make this an essential listen.
Add to those the fact that it's just really, really good music.
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Old 02-08-2012, 07:26 AM   #136 (permalink)
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No 3 - The Haters - Ordinarily Nowhere (1995)

Someone repeatedly bangs on a tray of cutlery whilst being sucked through a jet engine.

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Old 02-08-2012, 01:10 PM   #137 (permalink)
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Downloaded that. Looks like my kind of thang.
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Old 02-09-2012, 06:06 AM   #138 (permalink)
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I love this blog, it's awesome. Just to let you know.
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Old 02-11-2012, 03:33 PM   #139 (permalink)
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URBAN'S REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH A.D.H.D.

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No 4 - Kaiser Chiefs - Employment (2005)

I never thought that down syndrome was contagious until I had the misfortune to listen to this mong of a record.

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