Dear Confused,

Ooooooooh! I thought you had meant my message was spam! (But you still get the foot.)

http://www.musicbanter.com/announcem...ml#post1238108

Dear Vegan,

LOL

P.S I never reported anything you posted in my profile as spam

did I?

Sincerely,

Confused of Manchester

Awwshucks, you sent me a little love note! And in such a creative way!! (To show my thanks, I have a wee something for you to view over at *my* profile.)

Per your wishes, since you reported it as spam, I have deleted the visitor's message in which I offered you a blue-footed booby prize. I will no longer give you the bird.

Can I have the money instead?

Zing! Since you don't seem to spend as much time here as you used to and therefore may miss quite a few posts (maybe you're watching too much soccer!), I want to let you know that I slipped in a little present for you somewhere on MB. Aren't I considerate? ;)

*God
You're slipping V.

"I think we should all take a moment...and thank God VEGAN doesn't post much these days."

Hmm...so just by posting more often, I can enjoy the pleasure not only of annoying you, but also of showing that if there were a god, it would be a vengeful one??

Tempting, tempting... :)

Wonders never cease, Erica.

Hello, Mr. Right-Track. I see we agree on the petition idea. Who would have thunk it, that we'd AGREE on anything??? ??? Strange, strange, strange world.

The urge to eventually befriend you gets stronger and stronger, but I fight it. Maybe in a couple of years.

Maybe the fault for my freedom lies not with the shoddy construction of modern scold's bridles. Maybe you are just so monumentally *scoldworthy* that you inspired near superhuman gnawing strength in my jaws!