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Old 08-15-2018, 11:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What, mb is above discussing DJ Khaled? Well NOT ANYMORE IT ISN'T!!

Obviously there are a LOT of things to discuss about this person, like the fact that that ugly mug doesn't eat pussy but for some reason still gets pussy, how awful his music is, why he feels the need to promote his goddamn brand in every goddamn song, but the most pressing thing right now is for me to understand this:



So, why does Justin Bieber look like white trash? Is this ironic? Is it a new fad? Are all the kids gonna look like white trash now? Help me understand this!!
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Old 08-16-2018, 07:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
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There’s plenty of good pop music out there in the world but DJ Khaled is the worst.
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Old 08-16-2018, 08:11 AM   #3 (permalink)
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There’s plenty of good pop music out there in the world but DJ Khaled is the worst.
You're wrong, HE THE BEST MUSIC. As we're reminded in every single song he makes. Maybe if he says it enough times it's gonna become true? :/

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No way am I watching 17 minutes of DJ Khaled doing anything.
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No way am I watching 17 minutes of DJ Khaled doing anything.
Your loss. It's one of the greatest interviews of all time. And not in any way that's flattering for Khaled.
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Old 09-05-2018, 09:28 AM   #6 (permalink)
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So, why does Justin Bieber look like white trash? Is this ironic? Is it a new fad? Are all the kids gonna look like white trash now? Help me understand this!!
Once again, the Guardian has the answer to all of life's quandaries:
Reign of the scumbro: the meaning of Justin Bieber’s ugly style

Catchy name for it also, "scumbro", rolls off the tongue, don't it?
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Old 09-05-2018, 09:36 AM   #7 (permalink)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s76FrMMz5Tk
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Old 09-09-2018, 12:07 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I was listening to his newest Mozartian masterpiece No Brainer and heard

She lookin', she look like she nasty (she lookin')
She lookin', she look like she classy (she lookin')
She lookin', just look at her dancin' (look at her)
She lookin', I took her to the mansion (yeah, yeah)


I nearly lost it emotionally. Such depth and passion.
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Old 04-28-2021, 03:46 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Hi, I just wanted to update everyone that DJ Khaled is publishing a new album called Khaled Khaled.

I imagine it's gonna be a collection of his generic beats with no guest spots and just "WE THE BEST MUSIC, DEE JAY KHALED" on repeat every 5 seconds.

Can't wait to hear it.
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