Most Ridiculous Metal Band Names

Pillowmint · 10-14-2009, 05:06 PM

These are, in my opinion the most ridiculous metal band names. If you have any you think are worthy of being included that I missed, feel free to mention them.

C*ck and Ball Torture
Japanese Torture Comedy Hour
Gonorrhea P*ssy
Teen P*ssy F***er
Cemetary Rapist
Funeral Rape
Anal C*nt
Gutted With Broken Glass
Abominable Putridity
Drowning in Formaldehyde
Infernal Revulsion
Coprophagia
Sexcrement
Sikf*k
Fetus F***er
Torsof**k
Dying Fetus
Disfiguring the Goddess
Cannibal Corpse
Sperm Swamp
Cesspool of Vermin

Notveryskilled · 10-14-2009, 05:15 PM

Good list. but I think Gwar and if you allow fake Black Metal bands then Morbid Anal Fog.

storymilo · 10-14-2009, 05:53 PM

Dethklok. Even though it's fake it's still retarded.

Mojo · 10-14-2009, 06:27 PM

Make your own ridiculous metal band names here
Metal Band Name Generator

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 10-14-2009, 06:32 PM

Some of these are arguably "metal", but...

Metalica
Epica
Apocalyptica (enough of the freakin "uh" bands already)

Nightwish (oh... so poetic)
Extreme (seriously?)
Poisen (wow, thats SO badass)

Mojo · 10-14-2009, 06:46 PM

I dont think any of those are bad, in the post above that is, not the first one.

Prostitute Disfigurement is a pretty stupid name, as is Dying Fetus which has already been mentioned.

EDIT: Oh and of course Pile of Maggot Infested Viscera, Fukpig, Grinded Nig, Cuntscrape, Raped God 666 and Bestially Raped Till Dismembered are all truly classic metal names.

Having your band name deal with topics you would expect a death metal band to deal with is one thing, all the names i have just mentioned are bands that really need to develop an imagination.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 10-14-2009, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mojopinuk

I dont think any of those are bad, in the post above that is, not the first one.

Prostitute Disfigurement is a pretty stupid name, as is Dying Fetus which has already been mentioned.

Really? I thought they were terrible and cliche. But I guess you could pretty much say that about anybody who tries to force themselves into that heavy metal niche, it all seems a bit silly to me.

As does the names mentioned in the OP. Dude I could probably make up a name like that and it be a real band somewhere. Let me try it...

Fetus F-cker.

Yesss apparently its real! FETUS ****ER : Music Artist (Death Metal / Grindcore / Gospel) - MySpace Profile

EDIT: Aww dang, looks like the OP already covered it.

Mojo · 10-14-2009, 07:00 PM

Heh well i just edited my post before i read yours but it looks like we feel the same way.

And seriously, if you play with that metal band name generator you will find many more that are real names.

Arya Stark · 10-14-2009, 07:10 PM

Is Cannibal Corpse metal? xD

Mojo · 10-14-2009, 07:21 PM

Yeah and thats kind of a stupid name but i've never really been bothered by it when compared to a lot of other metal bands.

10-14-2009, 05:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pillowmint I Am the Lizard Queen Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 134	Most Ridiculous Metal Band Names These are, in my opinion the most ridiculous metal band names. If you have any you think are worthy of being included that I missed, feel free to mention them. Cck and Ball Torture Japanese Torture Comedy Hour Gonorrhea Pssy Teen Pssy F*er Cemetary Rapist Funeral Rape Anal Cnt Gutted With Broken Glass Abominable Putridity Drowning in Formaldehyde Infernal Revulsion Coprophagia Sexcrement Sikfk Fetus Fer Torsofk Dying Fetus Disfiguring the Goddess Cannibal Corpse Sperm Swamp Cesspool of Vermin

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Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	Make your own ridiculous metal band names here Metal Band Name Generator __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

10-14-2009, 06:46 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	I dont think any of those are bad, in the post above that is, not the first one. Prostitute Disfigurement is a pretty stupid name, as is Dying Fetus which has already been mentioned. EDIT: Oh and of course Pile of Maggot Infested Viscera, Fukpig, Grinded Nig, Cuntscrape, Raped God 666 and Bestially Raped Till Dismembered are all truly classic metal names. Having your band name deal with topics you would expect a death metal band to deal with is one thing, all the names i have just mentioned are bands that really need to develop an imagination. __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust Last edited by Mojo; 10-14-2009 at 06:58 PM.

10-14-2009, 07:00 PM	#8 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	Heh well i just edited my post before i read yours but it looks like we feel the same way. And seriously, if you play with that metal band name generator you will find many more that are real names. __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

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Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	Yeah and thats kind of a stupid name but i've never really been bothered by it when compared to a lot of other metal bands. __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

10-14-2009, 05:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
Notveryskilled Groupie Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Local wonderland of everywhere Posts: 27	Good list. but I think Gwar and if you allow fake Black Metal bands then Morbid Anal Fog.

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storymilo Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,845	Dethklok. Even though it's fake it's still retarded.

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~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,538	Some of these are arguably "metal", but... Metalica Epica Apocalyptica (enough of the freakin "uh" bands already) Nightwish (oh... so poetic) Extreme (seriously?) Poisen (wow, thats SO badass)