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Forum: The Lounge 12-19-2018, 02:11 PM
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Posted By [MERIT]
https://media.giphy.com/media/ToMjGpMhVjTvjX5nLs4/...

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Forum: The Lounge 12-18-2018, 07:25 PM
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Posted By [MERIT]
If you pull it too much, you'll go blind.

If you pull it too much, you'll go blind.
Forum: The Lounge 12-11-2018, 09:25 PM
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Posted By [MERIT]
Go download the martial arts manuals from my...

Go download the martial arts manuals from my journal.
Forum: The Lounge 12-05-2018, 07:36 PM
Replies: 24,922
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Posted By [MERIT]
Maybe he's having an affair . . . with LADY...

Maybe he's having an affair . . . with LADY JUSTICE!

http://www.wetcanvas.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=299053&stc=1&d=1134701961
Forum: The Lounge 12-05-2018, 06:32 PM
Replies: 24,922
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Posted By [MERIT]
Mord claims to be richer than Chula. Ask him for...

Mord claims to be richer than Chula. Ask him for a little chedda cheeze.
Forum: The Lounge 12-05-2018, 06:25 PM
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Posted By [MERIT]
So, are you in a tent like, I'm going camping, or...

So, are you in a tent like, I'm going camping, or in a tent like, I'll suck your dick for tree fiddy?
Forum: The Lounge 12-05-2018, 06:06 PM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,020,627
Posted By [MERIT]
Is it a nice tent? I pitched a tent once . ....

Is it a nice tent?

I pitched a tent once . . .
Forum: The Lounge 12-05-2018, 04:41 PM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,020,627
Posted By [MERIT]
You live in a tent?

You live in a tent?
Forum: The Lounge 11-21-2018, 10:39 PM
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Posted By [MERIT]
I am mad at people who pollute the oceans and...

I am mad at people who pollute the oceans and harm marine life.

https://www.biologicaldiversity.org/news/press_releases/2014/fracking-09-11-2014.html
Forum: The Lounge 11-19-2018, 06:54 PM
Replies: 24,922
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Posted By [MERIT]
So, do you work out at that gym? Are you buff?

So, do you work out at that gym? Are you buff?
Forum: The Lounge 11-16-2018, 01:41 PM
Replies: 24,922
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Posted By [MERIT]
For a second there, I was like "who the f*ck is...

For a second there, I was like "who the f*ck is Dharma & Greg"? LMAO
Forum: The Lounge 11-16-2018, 01:35 PM
Replies: 24,922
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Posted By [MERIT]
To be honest, I usually assume that most...

To be honest, I usually assume that most strangers are dumbasses too.
Forum: The Lounge 04-07-2017, 11:31 PM
Replies: 24,922
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Posted By [MERIT]
I missed the Brother Ali concert due to money...

I missed the Brother Ali concert due to money issues :(
Forum: The Lounge 12-15-2016, 01:59 AM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,020,627
Posted By [MERIT]
The scroll ball on my mouse just quit. Getting...

The scroll ball on my mouse just quit. Getting ready to end it all [/sarcasm].
Forum: The Lounge 12-14-2016, 10:45 PM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,020,627
Posted By [MERIT]
My d*ck got caught in my zipper earlier....

My d*ck got caught in my zipper earlier. Profanities ensued.
Forum: The Lounge 03-30-2013, 08:19 PM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,020,627
Posted By [MERIT]
This is just her latest attempt to keep me out of...

This is just her latest attempt to keep me out of my son's (and therefor her) life. This happens every so often whenever I piss her off or she gets a new boyfriend or I don't give her money to blow....
Forum: The Lounge 03-29-2013, 09:09 PM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,020,627
Posted By [MERIT]
My ex-wife filed a third restraining order in...

My ex-wife filed a third restraining order in efforts to keep me from seeing my son. Lame. Hoping this one will be as easy to beat as the last two.
Forum: The Lounge 08-18-2012, 07:27 PM
Replies: 24,922
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Posted By [MERIT]
So, my ex-wife has been meeting up with guys on...

So, my ex-wife has been meeting up with guys on the internet. She's only known the one she's with for like a month and is already having unprotected sex with him. She's not only disrespecting herself...
Forum: The Lounge 07-09-2011, 10:00 PM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,020,627
Posted By [MERIT]
Free Info Society...

Free Info Society (http://www.freeinfosociety.com/media_index.php?cat=6&start=0) has tons of free eBooks. Mostly classic, historical, and informational though.


If they drink at your place, you...
Forum: The Lounge 06-22-2011, 02:08 PM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,020,627
Posted By [MERIT]
I'm not sure if they have the show "Mythbusters"...

I'm not sure if they have the show "Mythbusters" over in England, but they did a myth that you could make a candle out of earwax. They saved up all of their earwax and globbed it all together into a...
Forum: The Lounge 05-13-2011, 02:10 PM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,020,627
Posted By [MERIT]
I would have no problem if I was banned from...

I would have no problem if I was banned from attending womens' sporting events.
Forum: The Lounge 04-02-2011, 09:55 PM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,020,627
Posted By [MERIT]
I'll give you $100 if you can get him into bed...

I'll give you $100 if you can get him into bed within the week.
Forum: The Lounge 03-19-2011, 11:56 PM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,020,627
Posted By [MERIT]
I'm fully aware of that site, trust me (I've...

I'm fully aware of that site, trust me (I've checked it every day for the last month). I'm just bitching about how long it is taking them. I know it can take up to 6 weeks, I'm just impatient,
Forum: The Lounge 03-19-2011, 01:28 PM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,020,627
Posted By [MERIT]
F*cking federal income tax return. Like a good...

F*cking federal income tax return. Like a good citizen, I sent mine in early (February 9th to be exact) and it STILL hasn't been processed. My state return was processed and I got my refund within a...
Forum: The Lounge 09-18-2008, 10:29 PM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,020,627
Posted By [MERIT]
I got an 18% on my Physics 2750 exam, the average...

I got an 18% on my Physics 2750 exam, the average was like 67%. F*ck me.
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