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Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-01-2012, 12:53 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,887
Posted By ElephantSack
What does a Jewish pederast say? "Hey kid. ...

What does a Jewish pederast say?

"Hey kid. Wanna buy some candy?"
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-27-2010, 02:11 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,887
Posted By ElephantSack
I have a truly vile and tasteless whorehouse...

I have a truly vile and tasteless whorehouse joke.


A guy gets his tax return, and since he had just broken up with his girlfriend, he decides to treat himself to the finest whore he can find.
...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 11-12-2009, 09:35 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,887
Posted By ElephantSack
That reminds me of this old gem: A man goes...

That reminds me of this old gem:

A man goes bear hunting. He's sitting in the treeline of a vast open field when he sees a large Brown Bear making it's way across the field. He takes multiple...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 11-02-2009, 03:44 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,887
Posted By ElephantSack
This is possibly the most racist joke ever: ...

This is possibly the most racist joke ever:

A black guy, a Mexican and a Jew walk into a bar.
And the bartender says, "Get the **** outta here!"
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-01-2009, 08:59 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,887
Posted By ElephantSack
A Blonde goes into a library, walks up to the...

A Blonde goes into a library, walks up to the counter and says, "I'D LIKE A CHEESEBURGER WITH FRIES, PLEASE."
The librarian gives her a puzzled look and says, "Ma'am, you're in a library!"
The...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-13-2009, 02:58 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,887
Posted By ElephantSack
What to call a guy with no arms or legs: In...

What to call a guy with no arms or legs:

In the ocean? Bob.
On the doorstep? Matt.
On the wall? Art.
In a pile of leaves? Russell.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-11-2009, 10:49 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,887
Posted By ElephantSack
^Get your minds outta the gutters, folks.

^Get your minds outta the gutters, folks.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-10-2009, 06:15 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,887
Posted By ElephantSack
it is.

it is.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-07-2009, 08:12 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,887
Posted By ElephantSack
how long is an asian name?

how long is an asian name?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-06-2009, 09:26 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,887
Posted By ElephantSack
A man comes home to find his girlfriend at the...

A man comes home to find his girlfriend at the front door with all of her clothes packed and ready to go.

He asks her, "Baby! What's wrong?! Where are you going?"

She says, "I'm leaving you."...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-06-2009, 09:20 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,887
Posted By ElephantSack
nice

nice
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-28-2009, 06:28 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,887
Posted By ElephantSack
The American version: How many scene kids...

The American version:

How many scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100. 1 to actually screw it in, and 99 to say they did it first.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-28-2009, 06:26 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,887
Posted By ElephantSack
I'm.. so.. sorry. I... didn't.. know!! ...

I'm.. so.. sorry. I... didn't.. know!! I DIDN'T KNOW!!!!
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-25-2009, 06:56 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,887
Posted By ElephantSack
Hey man, everybody's got different senses of...

Hey man, everybody's got different senses of humor. If the joke doesn't make you laugh, **** it. Shrug it off and move on. Its not like I'm at home slamming babies on concrete and ****ing little...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-25-2009, 06:48 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,887
Posted By ElephantSack
I've got a joke like that, only an American...

I've got a joke like that, only an American version.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Texan and two Mexicans are on a small plane and its going down. They throw off all the luggage, unbolt all the...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-22-2009, 04:11 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,887
Posted By ElephantSack
What's the worst thing about sex with children? ...

What's the worst thing about sex with children?

Cleaning the blood off of your clown costume.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-22-2009, 03:55 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,887
Posted By ElephantSack
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? ...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-21-2009, 02:46 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,887
Posted By ElephantSack
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace...

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

Mace will do that to you.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-20-2009, 05:12 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,887
Posted By ElephantSack
Little Jennifer is 6 years old. One day she's...

Little Jennifer is 6 years old. One day she's wandering around her house and comes to her parents' bedroom where her mom is fresh out of the shower, naked, getting ready for work. Jennifer points...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-18-2009, 01:07 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,887
Posted By ElephantSack
That's a pretty good one.

That's a pretty good one.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-16-2009, 02:45 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,887
Posted By ElephantSack
Thanks. I'm not racist, by the way!! Just so...

Thanks. I'm not racist, by the way!! Just so you guys know.

I'm just a white guy that I guess will be the first to admit that most white people tell black jokes.


Just to make things even,...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-12-2009, 05:54 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,887
Posted By ElephantSack
Damn man, brutal. Okay. A black...

Damn man, brutal.


Okay.

A black man, a Jew and a Hindu are traveling together through the desert, and just through blind luck, they come across an inn before night falls.
They ask the...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-11-2009, 11:53 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,887
Posted By ElephantSack
How do you get four ***s on a bar stool? ...

How do you get four ***s on a bar stool?

Flip it upside-down.


What did Hellen Keller name her dog?

EEEIIGAHGAHIUUUHHHHH!!!!
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-09-2009, 06:44 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,887
Posted By ElephantSack
But enough about all that. Let's have some more...

But enough about all that. Let's have some more jokes.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing you haven't already told her twice.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-09-2009, 06:39 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,887
Posted By ElephantSack
Well, it will be some ****ed-up...

Well, it will be some ****ed-up half-human/half-****roach radioactive freakbeast, but hey! Close enough.
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