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Forum: The Lounge 08-26-2021, 09:03 PM
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Posted By Neapolitan
Just curious did you A. do plumbing work around...

Just curious did you A. do plumbing work around the house or B. did you go to Wisconsin Water World or C. you get to act in that commercial? ... if you got to act in the commercial you are a skilled...
Forum: The Lounge 08-25-2021, 09:35 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,808,530
Posted By Neapolitan
I wish you said "life goes by too fast" or "we...

I wish you said "life goes by too fast" or "we only have a short amount of time." When you said "life's too short" you give me the impression you're like Scott Lang stuck in the Quantum Realm, likes...
Forum: The Lounge 06-07-2021, 01:52 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
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Posted By Neapolitan
Correction: Chula is Rock Star. He's the Mark...

Correction: Chula is Rock Star. He's the Mark Wahlberg character in that movie. They just changed his name to "Izzy" and the group from Led Zeppelin to Steel Dragon to protect his identity.
Forum: The Lounge 05-23-2021, 10:20 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,808,530
Posted By Neapolitan
No I don't know whatever it is. I heard Eric...

No I don't know whatever it is. I heard Eric Clapton said he got peripherial neurapathy as a result of getting the AstraZeneca’s vaccine. But my friend who is a EC fan said he always had trouble....
Forum: The Lounge 05-17-2021, 08:35 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,808,530
Posted By Neapolitan
I'm sure he'll be peddling "Yacht Rock" on...

I'm sure he'll be peddling "Yacht Rock" on unsuspected customers with his authoritative knowledge of the subject he obtained from your journal.
Forum: The Lounge 04-19-2021, 10:22 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,808,530
Posted By Neapolitan
You should have given him the number to the zoo...

You should have given him the number to the zoo or a crisis hotline or something. You can always explain to your boss later that it was mistake cause he made you nervous.
Forum: The Lounge 11-27-2020, 09:13 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,808,530
Posted By Neapolitan
You what Newton Third Law of Parenting says: "For...

You what Newton Third Law of Parenting says: "For every action there is an opposite and equal reaction."
Forum: The Lounge 10-17-2020, 07:43 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,808,530
Posted By Neapolitan
Oh I thought it was something like those Lance...

Oh I thought it was something like those Lance Armstrong's "Livestrong" yellow wristbands.

Thanks for providing a close up of the rubber band. The first picture was not large enough & the print...
Forum: The Lounge 10-16-2020, 03:53 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,808,530
Posted By Neapolitan
Can you do me a favor and post this picture again...

Can you do me a favor and post this picture again at twice the size. I think it says "Hannity and Colmes" on the wrist ban, but I'm not certain.
Forum: The Lounge 08-18-2020, 10:22 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,808,530
Posted By Neapolitan
Make a play list of all the bar scenes you can...

Make a play list of all the bar scenes you can find on YouTube and then drink a bunch of Corona beers with a twist of lime as you watch them.
Forum: The Lounge 05-20-2020, 06:44 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,808,530
Posted By Neapolitan
[/QUOTE] The OCD part of me wished he paced...

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The OCD part of me wished he paced himself and came in at exactly twelve hours. He could have gasped for air for forty-nine seconds but no he had to push himself to the finish line asap.
Forum: The Lounge 05-11-2020, 07:49 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,808,530
Posted By Neapolitan
Sounds like a Haiku.

Sounds like a Haiku.
Forum: The Lounge 04-16-2020, 01:56 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,808,530
Posted By Neapolitan
You confusing 246 toothpicks with a wooden stake...

You confusing 246 toothpicks with a wooden stake made of white ash.
Forum: The Lounge 04-16-2020, 12:09 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,808,530
Posted By Neapolitan
The thing that upsets me is that for every dollar...

The thing that upsets me is that for every dollar Norg spends at Wal Mart a penny goes to the Wuhan Virology Lab.

Norg stop going to WalMart. Support local business, but do so within your state's...
Forum: The Lounge 04-16-2020, 11:36 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,808,530
Posted By Neapolitan
I don't know if happened to noticed but these...

I don't know if happened to noticed but these here United States are on lock down. I think the proper salutation in these times of uncertainty would be "Good Luck in there."

Good luck in there...
Forum: The Lounge 04-15-2020, 10:16 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,808,530
Posted By Neapolitan
You're acting like Norg is “Typhoid Mary.” I...

You're acting like Norg is “Typhoid Mary.” I don't know if serious or not. He didn't say anything outrageous. He could only go to stores that are open because they qualify as essential. Running in...
Forum: The Lounge 04-08-2020, 05:43 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,808,530
Posted By Neapolitan
I thought you meant Graham Parker's back up band...

I thought you meant Graham Parker's back up band at first. Then it dawned on me, you were talking about the seminal Fleetwood Mac album.
Forum: The Lounge 03-02-2020, 02:22 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,808,530
Posted By Neapolitan
Interesting, I didn't know you use clubs for disc...

Interesting, I didn't know you use clubs for disc golf. In what capacity do you use these clubs, to bat down your opponents' discs?
Forum: The Lounge 01-05-2020, 09:24 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,808,530
Posted By Neapolitan
That actually happened to Marie Provost, and Nick...

That actually happened to Marie Provost, and Nick Lowe wrote a song about it.

Marie Provost
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Forum: The Lounge 01-05-2020, 09:15 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,808,530
Posted By Neapolitan
^ftfy

^ftfy
Forum: The Lounge 12-18-2019, 11:02 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,808,530
Posted By Neapolitan
"Moth balls" made me think of another moth joke....

"Moth balls" made me think of another moth joke. You probably know it. It's has fewer words to memorize than Norm's moth joke. I think once you can pull that one off you can move onto Norm's moth...
Forum: The Lounge 11-26-2019, 10:24 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,808,530
Posted By Neapolitan
When you see a "fat" adult you really don't know...

When you see a "fat" adult you really don't know if it is by choice or a glandular problem. And there is nothing wrong with saying "who's chubby-wubby?" to a baby cause the baby has "baby fat."
Forum: The Lounge 11-26-2019, 08:53 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,808,530
Posted By Neapolitan
Congratulations!

Congratulations!
Forum: The Lounge 11-21-2019, 04:55 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,808,530
Posted By Neapolitan
^ this comment is "unassailable."

^ this comment is "unassailable."
Forum: The Lounge 11-11-2019, 08:23 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,808,530
Posted By Neapolitan
It looks like you spent that $10 buying that...

It looks like you spent that $10 buying that rusted out bike a brand new front tire.
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